Everyone wants to make a statement, even the average elf, hobbit, dwarf or human of LOTRO.

Though Middle Earth may not have any motorized vehicles, that doesn't mean there's no place for a bumper sticker. (Horses have saddles...and rears, too! Or if you prefer going everywhere on foot...you won't have a saddle, but you do have a rear! =p) There's plenty of room for grabbing someone's attention......not their rear......with a silly statement or serious message ala bumper sticker style.

What if LOTRO had bumper stickers in-game? We might see statements, phrases and stickers such as these:

Proud Parent of a Grand Master Scholar!

Semper Pie!  (Holly Hornblower's bumper sticker)

Got Pipeweed?

My Other Ride is Your "Herald"

Love Me, Love My Elf!

Hobbit Burglar On Board

Just Say No to Pipeweed

What Would Strider Do?

My Champion Can Beat Up Your Champion

I LOTRO, therefore I am.

Save a Troll, Kill a Dwarf.

Warning: Hobbits are smaller than they may appear on-screen.

Friends Don't Let Friends Solo Elites.

Milestone Happens.

Do I look like I give a Shire?!

Life's a Barghest and So Am I!

Go Ahead and Whine. I have OOC Chat off.

If You Don't Like Dying, Leave the Fellow.

So Many Goblins...So Little Time.

I Brake for Barrow-Wights

Will Quest for Deeds

Bard You! Trait Slotting Happens.

Grunt if You're a Tarkrip.

Guns Don't Kill. Failed Postal Deliverers of the Shire Do.

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