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Grab a fortune cookie and reveal your Middle Earth fortune...

Boartune Fortunes

(pronunciation of Boartune: Bohr-chen)

 

Ever wonder what the NPC's of Middle Earth do with all the boar-meat, boar-stomach, haunches and any other boar parts they collect? Well, now you know......they bake cookies. Fortune cookies!**

 

 

 

Want to know your LOTRO fortune?

Await no longer, your fortune has arrived:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not happy with your LOTRO fortune?

Grab another cookie, or share with friends.

There are plenty of fortunes to go around!

 

Simply refresh the page to see another fortune.

 

 

 

**Earnote: Boartune Fortune Cookies 100% calorie-free...fat-free...and taste-free! Fortunes not guaranteed. Exchangeable but non-refundable. Void where prohibited by Nazgul.

 

 

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