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Middle Earth Residential News Services

Strictly Classified!

 

Like any society, the residents and citizens of LOTRO have needs, wants, news and, yes...even classified ads! Whether you're looking for something, looking to get rid of something, need a job, need an employee, want a pet, want a companion.....the ads are here and they're strictly spoofed at Strictly Classified!**

 

Empidex

Employment . . . services offered . . . education and training related ads!

Personidex

Personals . . . pets . . . lost and found . . . If it's personal, it's here you'll find the ad!

 

Miscidex

Legal proceedings / legislation . . . announcements / notices . . . community news / events . . . and all other miscellaneous ads.

Shopidex

Your source for real estate . . . auctions / bankruptcies . . . and items for sale!

 

 

Earnote: Of course, these classified ads are strictly fictional and intended for entertainment value only, but if the citizens and NPC's of LOTRO had classifieds, it's ads such as these that you just might see.

 

 

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