Wanted. Experienced Herald. Must have own banners. Versatile in war and hope. No noobs please. References required. Background check will be performed. Last herald ran off with a brigand lady last week. Have not heard from him since. /LFF on Landroval if interested. Mention AD#8932HD.

Wanted. Minstrel. Band of 5 looking for minstrel to make us whole. Must be musically inclined and have own instruments. Tone deaf need not apply. Like "The Village People," we are a unique costume band. We have a captain, burglar, guard, hunter and champion. A minstrel would give us an edge over all the other battling bands! Apply in person only at Methel-Stage.

Bodyguard wanted to function as security guard or guardian. Minstrel in need of protective services. Looking for strong, able-bodied individual unfamiliar with fear and doubt. Generous weaponry allowance provided, along with share of loot, glory, notoriety and undying gratitude. Human resources will be available at the very bottom of The Bitter Stair in Misty Mountains until position filled.

Prospectors needed. Openings available in Evendim, Misty Mountains and Angmar. Experience necessary. Swing-shift preferred. Must provide own tools and resource tracking system. Excellence and speed encouraged and awarded.

Taxidermy Arts and Crafts Instructors / Camp Counselors. Apply now at Adso's Camp! We have a large supply of hides, carcasses and campers but no one to stuff them (the carcasses, that is). Need instructors and counselors for 2nd summer session. Hurry! Carcasses are starting to rot like HH Enterprises' pies!

ISO experienced Blood-Dancers to join our team. Seeking part-time instructors for blood-dance aerobics classes. Positions available M-W-F. Weekend hours optional. Located just south of Donnvail in Angmar.

Postal routes available! Immediate need for deliveries to Needlehole, Hobbiton, Stock, Michel Delving and many more! Accepting applications now. Must be fast, own good pair of running shoes and possess ability to avoid nosey hobbits attempting to steal mail. Apply to postmasters in the Shire now! Excellent running record a must.

Paying top dollar for experienced, expert cook / chef. Must be proficient in the use of rare ingredients and seasonings. Prefer specialization in organic health foods. Experienced only. Must provide samples of Lembas and Pies (preferably "Perfect") along with application. Apply now wherever there is a Superior Oven.

Holly Hornblower Enterprises - immediate openings for bakers of all skill levels! Please bring pie samples and apply in person. Immediate openings!! HH Enterprises is looking to repair its reputation from a recent scandal of spoiled pies delivered all over the Shire. 1 Gold bonus offered after 90 days of satisfactory employment.

Research opening in Evendim. Must be expert scholar with background in biological, ecological and animal science studies. Substantial financial grant received to begin new study regarding the absence of boars in Evendim. Qualified applicants only. Help save our bacon and help us find ways to encourage and naturalize boar immigration to our fine lands! Ask for Parr Chopley in Ost Forod for details.

Enmity Specialist, Class II. Recent promotion has created opening for a Specialist in Enmity of the Goblins II. Piece rate pay. Get loot for every goblin you kill. Career advancement opportunity available. Prove your worth as a Class II, and receive immediate training to succeed as a Class III Specialist! Once qualified for position, you will know and be hired immediately to work at a variety of area goblin camps.

Services offered: Bree "cat house." You know the place --- the one with all the cats! For some milk and a small fee, you pet......we paw you long time! Our cats are pre-screened, well groomed and fully declawed, as well as medically examined each month. No dogs allowed. Mice, coneys and ravens required to sign liability release form before entering cat house.

Merrevail exotic dancers! Performances daily. Open all hours. Come to Angmar and see the beautiful Morroval Mistress of Shadows and other beauties perform live! Must be 36+ to attend. No ATM nearby, so don't leave home without plenty of gold and trinkets. Not responsible for loss of limb or life. Our merrevail are just that good - or that baaaaaad!

Weaponsmith in Thorin's Hall offers services to general public. Crafts weapons for self-defense, only...of course. Customers must pass background check. 21-day waiting period for some weaponry, as per legal statutes require. Violent criminals, brigands and babysitters prohibited from applying or obtaining WMD's, but may still be eligible for Tier 1 weaponry.

Luau with the Gauradan. Tribal rituals and performances nightly in northwestern Evendim. For details, look here!

Farmer for hire. Willing to harvest pipeweed in a non-smoke-free environment. Will work for gold...and pipeweed. Must support habit and kinship. Can provide proof of citizenship if required. (7-day advance notice a must!) Familiar with soils of Staddle, Hobbiton and Rivendell. Previously worked for Asphodel in Staddle. Contact her for reference and my personal contact information.

Need a warg catcher? Professionally licensed and accredited catcher for hire. See my ad now!

For hire. Minstrel. Great team player. My songs can kill enemies as well as heal my co-workers! Can also bring the dead back to life when needed. First 3 resurrections are free. Volume discount available after your first 20 resurrections. Group rates available. Will be waiting just outside the entrance to Carn Dum for next available opportunity.

Extermination services. Eliminate spiders, norbogs, neeker-breekers, leeches and crawlers until they spawn again. Ask for Exterm-a-Creep in OOC. Mention this ad and get a free collectible sleek worm tongue.

Grandmaster Woodworker offering services. Superior craftsmanship in every creation. Critical success options extra. Cabinets, log cabins, flutes, bows, crossbows, staves, rocking chairs, tables and more. I know my wood and that wood can work for you! To see my skills and samples of my work, stop by the superior workbench in Esteldin, North Downs today!

Hunter Safety training courses. Sign up now! Meets 5x per week for 2 weeks in a row, 4-hour sessions. Pass our course and you're certified/licensed to hunt in any kin, fellow or PUG! 100% guaranteed. No fellowship will refuse you unless it's already a full fellowship! Respond to ad #3298.

Music lessons offered. Location: milestone just outside the Prancing Pony in Bree. All skill levels welcomed. Can't play a note? Don't worry. Your bad notes keep traffic moving and lessen the landblock's lag! Community service and musical education all in one! What a bargain! Special offer, today only - start your lessons today for half-price, and receive a 25% discount on the purchase of your next pre-owned instrument! (New instruments not included, but available. Some additional restrictions may apply.)

Fellowship Maneuvers! Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced Courses available now! Struggling from confusion, lack of coordination or inability to follow simple commands as to which color selection to make on your fellowship maneuvers? Struggle no more! FM in the AM and PM courses available now. Open enrollment at quest locations near you! Must bring own  color/maneuver wheel. All classes welcome. Discount given for Burglars possessing strong ability to create exploit openings for FM's.

Social skills, manners and etiquette training available. Learn to interact with your peers in a friendly, forgiving environment. Unsure of how to handle yourself in a fellow? Unaware of proper greetings and conversational techniques? Need to learn how to prioritize whom to heal, resurrect or assist first? Let our experts teach you all you'll need to know to survive and thrive in a group, fellow or kinship of your peers! Come to the Bree Town Hall today for further instruction.

Experienced and efficient Bards here to help! Do you have traits to slot or switch around, but can't do it on your own? Franchised bards available throughout Middle Earth! We generally operate all day every day. Our bards never sleep because we don't pay them enough that they can afford to!

Horse-riding lessons. Come to the Bree Horsefields today. Gallop, trot or walk your horse like a pro! Lose your fear in course turns and gate-jumping. Let our professional horse-whisperers teach you how to master any horse. Upon successful completion of our course, we provide certification and licensing so you can obtain and "drive" a horse of your very own! Warning: We are not responsible for any future risks taken or injuries received while you are on horseback. Our responsibility only covers rental horses and injuries to those horses as a result of rider's accidental linkdeads.