Legal Process Server / Captain since the second age. Law firms, legal departments and private citizens, I can help you all! Same-day summons serving available. Rush delivery summoning available for a nominal fee. Difficult, dangerous and high-crime areas may cost extra. See your local Captain or Captain's Assistant (herald) for further details.

BBI / Bree Bureau of Investigations #1 Most Wanted. Considered winged and dangerous! Details here.

2 Gold reward offered for the capture and arrest of each and every known hobbit and/or human burglar. Award offered by the Goblin and Orc Allied Forces who are tired of being victimized by burglars all across Middle Earth. Award given upon successful turn-in of culprits to any area goblin camp.

Reward offered. Info leading to the capture and arrest of 2 infamous node stealers last seen in Angmar 3 weeks ago. Node stealers were said to be armed and dangerous, though appeared to have no traits slotted at the time of the incidents. Do not approach suspects. /Report on site. Authorities have been ISO these 2 for weeks! Suspects are described as being dwarves, though eye-witnesses were unclear as to whether they were male or female.

Support arrow control legislation! Vote no on Referendum 2B.

Guardian, Guardian and Associates. Gang violence? Legal aggro? Let us draw the aggro from you! Our defense attorneys are the best in the business! Guardian, Guardian and Associates. Look us up in LFF today!

We catch auction scammers! Way overpay for your last purchase? Accidentally bid a buyout that was 2G 50S when you thought it was just 50S? Call us! We're on their track! Let our henchmen beat the scam out of the auctioneers. No fees unless successful. Our service fees average 15% of recovered costs, so you're still 85% ahead of where you would be without us!

I, Frodo Baggins, announce my intentions to leave the Shire due to "irreconcilable differences" for an undisclosed amount of time. With this legal separation, I absolve any and all financial responsibility for the well-being of the Shire and those remaining therein. Any prior claims and outstanding debts yet to be met must be filed within 72 hours of the publication of this ad. All remaining claims will be deemed met upon the lapse of this timeframe so that I, Frodo Baggins, may concentrate my energies on the daunting, unenviable task that looms ahead.

Eldo Swatmidge and Asphodel Froghorn proudly announce their engagement! Both Eldo and Asphodel are life-long farmers, advocates of recycling (poor crops) and avid nature lovers. They have a strong passion for the pipeweed, organically grown foods...and each other! Wedding date and location TBD, though the couple expects it will commence sometime before a planting season or after a harvest!

Important Recall Notice: Summoning Horns, all makes and models manufactured prior to August 20th, 2007. If you or someone you know possess any summoning horns, please return these functional but inferior horns to the Captain Trainer nearest you. Trainer may offer replacement, refund or substitute item of equivalent or lesser value. Trainer reserves the right to refuse service to those not wearing shoes or shirt.

Thorenhad Berry Picking Fest. Pick berries, drink wine and help us select the next Miss Thorenhad Berry Fest Queen! Festival Queen Contest Friday, 7pm Central. Parade next Saturday at noon Central. Join the fun! Come in costume with a berry theme or in costume comprised of berries and you may win a prize. (Note: Some skin discoloration may occur but wears off within a matter of hours or days.)

The Grateful Barrow-Wights, in-concert and nearly "live"! See them perform at The Dead Spire in the Barrow-Downs! No admittance fee! Enter at own risk. Performances days, evenings and weekends. Armor strongly recommended.

Free "Whine" Tasting brought to you by Limael's Vineyard. Every Monday and Tuesday from 8am to 5pm Eastern. "Whine" all you want for free! "Happy Hour" Thursdays from 6pm to 8pm Eastern. Twice the whining for half the price! Saturday nights are ladies night - women "whine" or "whine" about women only! All other days and hours, whine on a first come, first post basis.

Taste of Michel Delving...3rd weekend of every even month, rain or shine. Taste what area chefs and farmers and have to offer!

Join our book club! Like to read? Like to quest? Then, join us now! See our full page ad for further info.

Anger Management Support Groups. Learn to manage your anger through deeds. Kill kill kill. Get your anger out through countless deeds. Complete as many deeds as necessary. Discover new areas. Kill hundreds of orcs, barghests, fell-creatures...whatever it takes! AMSG is there for you through a wide variety of levels, areas and PUGs. At AMSG, we understand anger has many faces. Let's face yours today!

Vacation destination - Forsaken Inn. Make us your hunting location today! Have a fetish for boar haunches? Have a grudge against goblins? Collector of spider eyes? Whatever your secrets, they're safe with us. What happens at the Forsaken Inn stays at the Forsaken Inn. Armor repair costs subject to change the longer you stay with us. Taxes and gratuity included. Safety not guaranteed. No lifeguard or security personnel on duty.