PUGs Anon. Single? Lonely? Looking for companionship? Try PUGs Anon / Pick-Up Groups Anon. We meet randomly throughout the week all over Middle Earth! No appointment needed. We see you...we'll try to "pick you up" for some fun, fellowship and mass "redrum" and mayhem!

Elven Lore-master ISO Hobbit Minstrel to share instances, fellows, XP and deed-grinding with. Must like ravens and bears. Resurrection fetish a plus! I currently reside in Rivendell but am willing to relocate for the right minstrel. Please enclose photo, references and results from physical performed within the last 3 months. If interested, post your own personal, referencing AD#24869321. I'll be watching!

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Self-made millionaire gold farmer seeks fertile trophy wife. Seeking tall, blonde, fair-skinned Elven beauty. Send video "resume," 2 samples of hand-writing and full medical history to farmer in Hobbiton. Must produce offspring within 3 years. Fertility testing and egg harvesting will be required before selection is verified/finalized.

Relic of the Third Age seeks Long-Lost Second Age Gal...for bingo, freeze-tag and candle-lit horror-filled, death-defying simulations in Carn Dum. If your tastes are similar, we are fated to be together. Destiny and my leather boots of fate guarantee we'll be together!

Mature SDM (Single Dwarven Male) ISO SRFoak (Single Real Female of any kind). Hobbies include ongoing education (part-time scholar) and aggro-ing mobs for fun and profit. A good date for me is killing orcs on a Friday night, followed up by watching the sun rise in the Shire as we drink wine and have a complete hobbit breakfast. If you're for real and are into even one of those things, I'd love to meet you at the Southern Stable-master in Bree today. I'll be waiting!

Wanted: scholarly companion. Lonely old human male looking for friendship, shared interest in classic literature and possible romantic interest. Must be proficient in Sindarin Passages and Third Age Relics, with special interest in Dúnedain Script. Consideration given to those familiar with and able to repair torn craftsman's diaries. Seek me in Naerost this weekend if interested.

SHF ISO strong, physically fit male to slay all my drakes (dragon-kind). Also to kill spiders and things other than us that might go "bump" in the night. Can you slay Bloodwing? Then, you're the man of my dreams! Meet me there tonight! I'll bring the food and wine. You bring the pain!

ISO my "prince." Will be waiting in the Northern Barrow Downs for you to come "rescue" me. I will wait as long as it takes! <3 Lalia.

Are you a dwarf uncertain of your gender or experiencing an unnatural and unexplained hair loss? Elite research institute needs you...

Wanted. Good home for playful but aggressive bear. Bear has all shots and has been neutered. Tends to wander off unexpectedly. (If you have invisible fencing, this will not be a problem.) Bear very loyal and a good protector. Not suited for those with additional pets, such as wargs, lynxes or potbellied boars. Only serious inquiries please. Ad#342BEAR.

For adoption: Raven. Fully operational wings. Moderate to slightly vengeful demeanor. Raven will never quote you, so no need to fret accidental or purposeful revelations of your hidden desires and noobish hunting habits. Write to Lone-Lands Bird Sanctuary, c/o Forsaken Inn, for more information.

Please remember to spay and neuter your pets. Bears, ravens, hobbits, elves, barghests...we spay them all! National "Animal" Rescue of the Greater Gondorian Habitat (ARGGH). See your local listings for further details.

To give away: litter of 5 wargs saved by the Animal Rescue of North Downs. Wargs were found abandoned in Dol Dinen last week, dehydrated, rabid and raging with anger. These little fun-loving, rambunctious pups are on the mend but will require homes with full-time care-givers able to provide lots of TLC and positive reinforcement only. No electric shock collars, no hitting and no rubbing their noses in their "mistakes." Do not waste your time if you are a warg-keeper. Your application will be turned down, as we have it on good authority that you were responsible for the abuses these li'l guys have received.

Free to good home: aged 45 pot-bellied boar. Downsizing home. Unable to keep pet. Boar requires room to roam and a small bed of mud to call his own. Answers to the name of Grimgore. He can roll over, fetch and shake (the ground - when trotting like a horse). Makes great watch-boar. Keeps home safe from noobs. If interested, find him roaming my yard in Fasach-Larran, Angmar. Please take him - no need to knock on my door or ask permission. I can't boar long goodbyes.

Found: Second Age Texts.  These appear to have been long-lost. If you can decipher or describe them accurately, and/or know who can, come to Homely House in Rivendell to speak to Deluros. I would like to return them to their rightful owner, if only for nostalgia.

Missing: Putrid Slime of me. Contact Helchgam. Further info here.

Missing book pages: 4, 5, 7, 12, 15, 19, 24 and 28.  Expert's Guide to Dirty Fighting book. Bought this book second-hand. Discovered eight pages missing after purchase. Pages contain vital instructions and the book makes no sense without them. If you have these pages or know someone whom I can burgle these pages from, let me know. If you can help me, meet me in Bree in a dark alley by a ghost that only appears at night.

Lost: Broken sword. Sentimental value. Please return to Bregar in Duillond if found. Grieving the loss of my detached and broken sword. Unable to perform. Unable to move on until it's safely returned to me...no more broken than it is already.

Lost: 1000 Misty Mountain Silver Ores. Lost in a powerful winter snow and windstorm that scattered my ores all over the the Misty Mountains. (Honest! And all those ores belong to me. Honest!) Please return these to me ASAP. My Grandmaster promotion depends on the successful return of these items to me. If you have even a portion of my missing ores, please seek me out. I'll be the needy one loitering unclothed outside the AH.

Missing: Lunch. If found before noon SMT (Shire Mean Time), please return to Wilcome Tunnelly in Scary. Avoid Hungry Hobbits. Grandma feels they are not to be trusted.

Found: Minstrel. If you're missing a minstrel and can describe him or her, we can arrange a meeting. Minstrel was stunned by a bear two times and has not recovered memory or motor function since the second fear stun. Is your kin or fellowship missing a minstrel? Perform a head-count to check. Please hurry. I'm afraid he will retreat again and I will have to fetch him, before some mob aggros and kills him, thinking he is homeless and alone in the world. Please give a shout-out in OOC chat and I will reply.