Sayings, catchphrases and clichés aren't just for real life --- even LOTRO has them. See below for the clichés and sayings skewed for relation to the realm and world of Lord of the Rings Online!

Warning: Some of these sayings may even provide fun advice or useful information! Maybe. *wink*

It ain't over 'til the dwarf minstrel sings.

Stop and smell the second breakfast.

Rohan wasn't built in a day.

Who died and made you an elite?

If it looks like a human, and sounds like a porn star…it must be a brigand female.

If it looks like a goblin and sounds like a goblin…it must be a goblin.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to fellow and to be fellowed in return.

Life is too short to eat spoiled pie!

Better the Nazgul you know, than the Nazgul you don't!

Home is where the milestone is.

Early to attack, early to charge makes a man stealthy and quickly unhealthy as, in battle, he cries.

You have to break a few eggs to make a complete hobbit breakfast.

Keep your nose to the milestone.

If you can't take the aggro, stay out of the combat.

It's raining lynxes and barghests!

It's a warg-eat-warg world...

You can lead a herald to a quest, but you can't make him accept it from the NPC.

You reap what you gold-farm.

Actions speak louder than battle cries.

Build a better multi-trap and the hunters will beat a path to your AH (auction house) auction!

One minstrel to another:

You res (resurrect) my back and I'll res yours!

A good PUG is a terrible thing to waste!

Absence makes the bonus XP grow bigger.

You can pick your fellows and you can pick your nodes,

but you can't pick your fellow's nodes.

Eat up that 3rd breakfast...

there are starving Hungry Hobbits in the Shire! =p

Stay tuned...this is Part 1. There may be a Part 2 in the future. After all, there are a lot of clichés, sayings and phrases to be skewed or spoofed......and so much of Middle Earth / LOTRO yet to be explored!

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