Sayings, catchphrases and clichés aren't just for real life --- even LOTRO has them. See below for even more clichés and sayings skewed for relation to the realm and world of Lord of the Rings Online!

Warning: Some of these sayings may even provide fun advice or useful information! Maybe. *wink*

The journey of 50-plus levels begins with a single quest...

A journey for kill deeds in Middle Earth begins with a single homicide.

You made your fellow...now you're going to have to quest with it!

Don't bite the Dourhand that XP's you.

Lynx (cat) got your Huge Worm Tongue?

...one egg short of a complete hobbit breakfast.

The Brandybuck stops here!

I used to think I had it bad because I had no shoes of fleetness,

then I met an elf with (hairy) hobbit feet.

Mind your XP's and AoE's.

If you don't have anything nice to type, turn off OOC.

Speak softly and carry a big prospector's (tool) pick.

Wake up and smell the spoiled pie!

Home is where you keep your Inn League Keg.

If you can't beat 'em, escort 'em!

If it ain't broke, don't patch it!

March to the beat of a different minstrel.

His huge spider eyes are bigger than his boar stomach.

When the lynx is away, the lore-master will play.

The way to a guardian's heart is through his shield.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, you must be a high level burglar!

Sticks and StoneTrolls may break my bones,

but words will never hurt me.

Advice for a Captain:

You have to "last stand" for something or you'll die a-running.

Good things come to those who wait for someone else to aggro first!

Is that an Uncut Diamond pocket item or are you just happy to see me?

Ask not what your fellow can do for you,

but what you can do for your fellow!

And finally...

It isn't whether you win or lose...

it's how you roleplay the dwarf!

(or elf, hobbit, human, chicken, warg......=p)

For clichés Part 1 and more LOTRO fun...

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