The "church" of LOTRO enjoys daily fellowship and socialization. Our members provide their own snack and beverage choices, such as coffee and donuts, beer and chips, et cetera. The fun and fellowships can begin at any time after one has obtained sustenance.

We do, however, have a few minor rules regarding how we in Fellowship Club like to conduct our fellowships:

First Rule of Fellowship Club:

We do not recruit for minstrels only!

 

Second Rule of Fellowship Club:

We do NOT recruit for minstrels only!!

 

Beyond those few simple rules that we ask our members to follow, our fellowships are fun, friendly atmospheres where we promote camaraderie...through chat......and killing! In our fellowships, you don't have to eat and run. In fact, we fully expect you to stay for the killing...and like it! You might even level from it!

No sacrifice of goblins is too many. Nor is any sacrifice of...

• orcs

• wargs

• wights

• spiders

• bears

• trolls

• wolves

• elites by any name

• silver ("sacrificed" for necessary armor repairs)

• heralds

• ravens

• or those "escort me"/"save me" quest wussies.

  • (Example: Quest wussies like Lalia, who hang out in rough neighborhoods such as the Barrow Downs, and then proceed to wait and/or walk right into trouble risking your whole fellowship just for their own needy/greedy sake. The nerve! *gasp*)

The "church" of LOTRO...join us now and let your fun loose!

**Earnote: These pages (along with much of the Lick an Ear website itself) are indeed intended for amusement only. The "church" of LOTRO is not a real religion, nor is it intended as a serious religion! So, please, if you have a religion or take religion seriously, take no offense. The "church" of LOTRO is just a silly, satirical spoof, take or parody of what can be a religious experience...in a virtual realm MMORPG sort of way. Enjoy the humor...and believe in Middle Earth!

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