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Middle Earth Recreation and The LotrOnyx Files proudly present...

Lotronian Games and Gameshows

 

 

The games and gameshows that could've been "Middle Earth"...if only Gandalf, Frodo and gang were into crafting, developing, producing and/or emceeing such things as gameshows!

 

 

The Fellow(ship) Feud

Two fellowships compete for prize money as they attempt to answer survey questions,

previously asked of a sampling of Middle Earth citizens.

 

 

Name that Quest

Can you "name that quest" before your opponent?

How few clues will it take you to figure out the name of that quest?!

Test your useless quest knowledge against your hardcore peers and see how you rate!

 

 

LebethronWood Squares

Tic-tac-toe concept with celebrity fellowship members

(Legolas, Arwen, etc.) seated in squares.

Contestants decide who is or isn't being truthful in their answers.

First to earn 3 squares in a row...horizontal, diagonal or vertical...

wins a year's supply of LebethronWood!

Oh, my....that's a lot of wood! *wink* *wink*

 

 

 

For those longing for the old-fashioned boardgames, we have options for you, too!

 

Hungry Hungry Hobbit

Fast-paced spoiled-pie-munching game that Lotronians of all ages will love to hate! Attempt to deliver spoiled pies all over the Shire and see which hungry hungry hobbit will steal and eat the most pies!

 

 

Aggrovation

Contestants compete head-to-head to see which one can draw aggro on their opponent

the best, the most and the quickest before the timer runs out!

 

 

LOTROpoly

The perfect game for anyone who spends more time (and money =p) at the Auction House than anywhere else in-game! Great game in which the most savvy investors buy, sell and trade properties...not to mention some even charge rent! But as with the AH, be careful not to overextend yourself or you'll likely suffer for it sooner or later!

 

 

Brandybuck Land

Partake of some pipeweed and take a trip to Brandybuck Land. Head into the nearby Old Forest and see trees come to life before

further exploration takes you beyond Goldberry's Spring and Tom Bombadil's "Castle." Unfortunately, every move you make may involve the slaughter of forest inhabitants, thus this game's rated PG-13.

If you're under level 13, trust us, you'll want the guidance!

 

 

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em StoneTroll Game

The classic game you know and love...but this one's only played at night, to be fair...

when stone trolls truly  come to life!

 

 

 

And for the roleplayer in all of us, try one of these...

(no explanations or excuses necessary)

 

Dungeons and Drakes

Like you really need this one explained?! (Didn't think so)

 

How to Host an Instance

Lead by one of the many strangers who's truly "hardcore" enough to have yelled, barked and/or loudly typed orders at you in fellowships before, as if he/she knows everyone's characters and roles better than anyone else!

Captain...herald, passive mode, now!!!! LM...crowd control!

Do not...I repeat, do not...break the LM's mez!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Or how about a classic card game with a Lotronian twist?

 

Old-Red-Maid

If you remember the childhood game of Old-Maid, you'll catch on quickly to this one!

Earnote: This game has been banned in Garth Agarwen by order of the Red Maid herself! Appeals currently in process.

 

 

 

If crosswords, puzzles and brainteasers

are more "your thing," we've thought of you, too!

 

Sudorcu

We're not exactly sure how you fit orcs into this brain-teasing numbers puzzle, but we know you'll manage somehow!

 

 

 

And finally, there's that strange old dice game...

 

Pass the Splintertusks

(aka Pass the Boars)

Despite the protestations of boars all over Middle Earth, no court has upheld their claims that being turned into dice constitutes animal cruelty. Besides, after all the boar parts Lotronians have collected over time, don't we deserve some fun before we rip their intestines, stomachs, haunches and other parts out?! Yes...yes, we do!

 

 

 

Thought we forgot about the drinking games, didn't you?!

Well...we didn't. And here they are...

 

 

 

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