Campfires, midgewater sappers, lobbers, fire-breathing drakes, fire worms and...oh, yeah...

The Hits and Hitlists of Halloween

in Middle Earth

The movies just released for Halloween 2007 have arrived and they're destined to scare even the staunchest of Guardians and the toughest of Champions! Of course, these are the movies that you may discover yourself in, rather than just spectating......

28 Dwarves Later

 ....and the black market spoof for limited audiences only...28 Devs Later

Silence of the Elves

When a Stranger Aggros

People Under The Bitter Stair

The Hillmen Have Eyes

From Dusk 'til Foredawn: Bone Man III

Freepers Creepers

Drake-ula

I Know What You Did Last Fellow

Creature from the Rushock Bog

Attack of the Killer Tarkrips

Alts of the Orcs

Silent Night, Deadly Barrow-Wight

Nazgulbusters

Goblins and Stone-Trolls

And now for the real fright,

an orc's "hitlist"...

You might be on it, but if not...

...don't let your guard (or Guardian) down.

After all, there are two more pages

to that orc's hitlist! *gasp*

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