If you're stuck at work or unable to play LOTRO at the moment, enjoy some Middle Earth related humor as you try to stave off the shakes and withdrawal symptoms.

The slogans, lines and commercial jingles you might see if the residents, NPC's and creatures of LOTRO got into marketing and  advertising......

Guardian: So easy, even a Dwarf can do it!

Crebain: The Other White Meat

You Deserve A Neeker-Breeker Today

Minstrel: Don't leave home without one!

XP: It's everywhere you want to be!

Splintertusk. It's what's for dinner!

The few. The proud. The Elites!

Rushock Bog. This bog's for you!

What happens at The Forsaken Inn stays at The Forsaken Inn!

How do you spell healer? M-I-N-S-T-R-E-L.

When Gandalf talks, hobbits listen.

Goblin Hole. Good to the last trophy drop.

Burglar. Goes a-peeking and keeps on a-sneaking.

Where's the Boar-Meat?

This is your elf. This is your elf on pipeweed. Any questions?

Yo Quiero Rivendell.

Limael's Vineyard. We kill no goblins that haven't tried stealing our wine.

It's not a quest. It's a private instance.

Nobody Doesn't Love Middle Earth!

Not going anywhere for awhile? Level grind on Orc deeds in the Lone Lands.

Help prevent the spread of marsh fires. Kill a Midgewater Sapper.

Still got time to kill or simply bored at work? Maybe you'll come up with a few of your own slogans, ads and commercial jingles in relation to life in the lands and times of Lord of the Rings Online.

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