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Corrupted Coffee…the On-line Gamer’s Corner Coffeehouse

Hi, I am "Onyx"...a player of MMORPG's, whose mind has thus been corrupted by real coffee and pixels who play people - er, people who play pixels - in alternate virtual realities.

My MMORPG of choice?

LOTRO...also known as Lord of the Rings Online.

Looking for some LOTRO humor or possibly some other gamer-related entertainment & analyses in the future? You've stumbled upon the right site!

 

 

The LotrOnyx Files

Humor, Hobbits and Middle Earth Ages

Enjoy this LOTRO-related fansite section where you will find humor, entertainment and sometimes even useful information or helpful advice...presented in an entertaining fashion.

If you're looking for LOTR, LOTRO or Middle Earth related humor, entertainment and analyses with an off-beat flair, you'll find it here at The LotrOnyx Files!

*hint* *hint* Your thoughts welcomed and encouraged. *hint* *hint*

(See Earnote below for details.)

 

Identify and Define...with Middle Earth

Hobbit Identification

Defining LOTRO...

Clichés / Catchphrases - Part 1

     Part 2...More Cliché 

Media and Entertainment

Hollywood Meets Middle Earth

     HMME: Part Deux  

Slogans, Ads and Jingles

LOTROnian Bumper Stickers

Games & Gameshows 

     Drinking Games!  

News, Headlines and Classifieds

Headline News 1   2   /   3  

Legal Briefs 1   /   Page 2   **New** 

Classidex  (The Classifieds subsection)

LOTROnian Therapies / Mental and Physical Health

60-Second Psychiatries

Excuses Gone Postal

Exercise...Emotercise! 

Requests, Bugs and Political Unrest in Middle Earth

"As the Devs Code..."

Are you there Devs? It's me...

The Supernatural

Informative, entertaining class profiles, as well as LOTRO related horoscopes and fortune cookies!

Boartune Fortunes

What's Your LOTROniac Sign?

LOTROscopes *Updated for September

Pick-Up Groups / Pick-Up Fellowships

To PUG and PUF or Not To?

Hapless NPC's of Rescue and Escort Quests:

Tips / Advice: Save You...Save Me!

"Church" of the LOTRO Almighty:

Affirmations of Faith

LOTROnian Fellowship Club

Sermons...Preaching to the Choir

Prayers...Hear Our Battle Cries

Hymns / Songs of Middle Earth

Holiday with LOTROniacs

Halloween...Hits and Hitlists?!

Giving Thanks in Middle Earth...

Christmas Carols...for LOTRO! 

 

Disclaimer: The LotrOnyx Files and Lick an Ear are in no way official speakers for LOTRO, nor in any way affiliated with its developers, Turbine, Inc. However, if you’d like to learn more about Turbine and/or their games, here are a few links:

http://www.lotro.com for Lord of the Rings Online

http://www.turbine.com for general information about Turbine, Inc.

The LotrOnyx Files and Lick an Ear are also in no way official speakers for nor affiliate of any other company, site nor persons known or unknown to us. (I’m not even sure sometimes if I even speak for myself or any other host of voices in my own mind! *wink*)

This is Onyx's personal website designed for humor, entertainment, self-ventilation *wink* and self-preservation purposes. Enjoy it as intended! The Corrupted Coffee section of the website, specifically, is for those of you who are familiar with LOTRO (Lord of the Rings Online). The thoughts, expressions, analyses, comments and the like are personal opinions, observations, twisted logic, etc. If you are or have been a fellow LOTRO player, hopefully, you can relate, laugh or even just shake your head at the wit, delusions, wisdom, reflection, oddities, illusions and other such nonsensical senselessness and sensibility of LOTRO through onyx-hued tones.

Now that that's out of the way......Hi, I’m the website owner formerly known in another online game on another world far far away......as Ms Onyx…aka Ms O…aka Onyx. Welcome to the wanderings and wonderings of virtually semi-precious realms…

 

You might ask, where did the term "Corrupted Coffee" come from? Find out here:

Recognizing the Ultimate “Corruptimization” of Your Coffee

 

 

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