People start begging you to lay off the rations…even they can’t take that much butt-kissing!

 

You’re a little too familiar with the Happy Bunny saying “You Smell Like Butt”! In fact, you almost feel (or sniff =p ) that you could’ve coined that phrase!

 

If you step or crouch back…the first thing you see are lip prints and ( | )

 

Butt-kissing…unlike VISA, it’s not “everywhere you wanna be!”

 

Are you sure you know that butt well enough to wanna kiss it?! Do you know where that butt has been lately?

 

If the butt you’re kissing is somehow connected to someone else’s lips and those lips are on your butt…you know you’ve definitely gone too far! (Not to mention the fact that you’re both way more flexible than the average person. =p)

 

You’ve actually pondered the question “Is it worse to sell your soul to the devil or your lips to someone’s ass…or are they, in reality, the same thing?!”

 

When kissing someone’s butt, remember, there is no such thing as “friendly fire” or backfire, as the case may be. Watch out for the butt attached to the person that had some spicy fajitas, five-alarm chili or some spicy, fiery breakfast burrito! Even if it’s just a fictional meal, it’s still considered a loaded and dangerous “weapon.”

 

It’s not even winter, and yet you’re experiencing severe chafing…er, chapping of the lips.

 

When kissing butt, you could run into a lot of walls, corners or even lag into oncoming traffic…since your eyes are most likely wide shut, knowing you don’t wanna see where you’re going!