Greet the “popular” smiley-faced trolls…by name if possible, and/or add flowery words to compliment their egos or show interest in them even if you could really care less. (Remember, kissing enough asterisk may eventually get you on the other side...being the kissed rather than the kisser kissing someone in the “kisser”! *confused look* )

Bump the “popular” smiley-faced trolls threads with…bumps, bumps ‘n grinds, fluffles, ear licks (if you’re old enough to remember those =p ), waves, spanks, etc.

Start thread with popular trolls name(s) in it…preferably add link to movie saying it’s:
A) All Pomp No Circumstance catfighting with (insert any other “pop-kiddie” name here)
B) Pink Flamingo baseball or other source poking fun at pink flamingos
C) A link to a “bout” between All Pomp No Circumstance and Pink Flamingo
D) something of the like (after all any link makes you a better asterisk kisser…or at least shows the depths you’re willing to sink to for asterisk kissing.)

Be sure to post “LOL,” bump, or anything else on the above thread even if you didn’t start the thread…ESPECIALLY if you didn’t start the thread

Never say anything the popular smiley-faced (PSF) trolls could disagree with or show you to be an idiot on if they responded or took offense to something you said.

Never say anything the PSF trolls would be too afraid to say or take a stand on (it could ruin your chances at fame & acceptance)

Pucker up *puckers* =p …………………….. *fish lips* meet ( | )

Grat the “big” names & attention-me-me-me posters on all their accomplishments no matter how big, small, silly, pathetic, sad, dramatic, etc. (Ex: 10x repeat Finger Puppet Maker Champion; that extremely rare item they found at the local thrift store at a bargain price but insist on bragging about; waking up on the right side of bed =p ; waking up on the wrong side =p ; not being alone when they wake up *blush* ….)

Boost someone’s ego even if it’s 10x too big…maybe it’ll bring you fame & popularity by default.

Never say anything a PSF troll hasn’t said before

Never post a genuine opinion of your own that could be perceived as unpopular, give the impression that you care or that you actually *gasp* are an individual. PSF’s and their groupies could assume you’re deranged and that definitely won’t win you points.

Flatter PSF trolls as often as possible…it’s the best way to up your visibility & post count.

If a troll should fall……step away. Could be a sign that the troll is no longer “in” with the crowd. Do NOT under any circumstance let them drag you down with them!

Offer/give free stuff to the popular peeps…& if you’re a pro-asterisk kisser…you’ll post that you did, so other trolls will think you must be “A-OK!”

Not just say you’ll attend events…but actually intend to and do so IF it’s run by a PSF or an aspiring PSF wannabe. You’ll get extra mileage from this when you get to start or post a thank you thread to them for the great event & fun you had.

If a troll should disappear for any reason…even if it’s one who you may have enjoyed for whatever reason(s)…say nothing. It’s probably not important or else the troll would’ve posted about it. (And if it’s just that they died IRL and can’t….*shrug* well, it won’t help your popularity anyway since they obviously won’t be posting anymore. =p Of course, if they did die and someone posts it, then you must reply because that’s a whole separate issue. It’s the one time it’s okay to show you might be human and care. =p Just don’t go all weepy or the PSF’s will think you’re weak.)

 

 

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