Mock-Up Movie Titles (humor related to message boards, forum and online realms)

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Mock-Up Movie Titles

for the message board, forum and online realms

Are you addicted to posting, trolling, lurking and stalking? Can't get enough of message boards, forums and the online personas you know through those realms? Then, maybe you've wondered...what if they made a horde movies relevant to those realms, as well as to the personas, traits and tendencies present there.

Maybe they haven't been made yet, but if you know message boards, forums and other online realms well, you could probably envision the movies behind the mocked-up titles below:

A View to a Troll	Hitchhiker's Guide to the Online Community
The Poster Always Double-Posts	12 Angry Mods
The Naked Troll: From the Files of Moderator Squad!	Lock, Stock and Two Trolling Posters
Three Men and a Low Post Count	Lord of the Bling Bling: The Return of the Post King
Bill and Ted's Excellent Message Thread	Post Wars: Personal Attack of the Clones
Message Board in a Bottle	Post Wars: The Empire Hits Reply
In the Board Name of the Father	-DrStrangeLub- or How I Learned to Stop Lurking and Lub the Mod
The Poster's Diaries	Banned in 60 Seconds
Moderator 3: Rise of the Post Edits	Around the Forum in 80 Threads
For Love of the Board Name	How to Kill a Thread in 10 Posts
The Land Before Downtime	Ban Evasion of the Identity Snatchers
How I Won the Flame War	Can't Hardly Flamebait
Thank You for Spamming	Talladega Bites: The Bashing of Ricky Bobby
The Devil Wields a Banstick	Never Been Stalked
Something to Post About	Six Degrees of Moderation
Troll-Booth	Not Another A/S/L Thread
He Got Online Game	50 First Flamebaits
The Thin Line Between <3 and H8	10 Things I Spam About You
The Board Identity and it's sequel...The Board Supremacy	While You Were Pharming
You've Got Private Messages	Ban Me If You Can
Must Love Trolls	The Spammer That Knew Too Little
Two Can Role-play that Game	Any Which Way You Permaban
Natural Born Posters

If you know the message boards as well as you think you might, you've probably already envisioned some of the related plot lines behind the titles, and maybe you even have some board identities/personas in mind for the lead roles.

(And if not, maybe you should give it some thought! Consider it a way to keep your mind from atrophying at that next lecture or meeting you attend!)

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