Sick of the whole "My Space" craze...or its equivalents, such as Xanga, Friendster and/or any other wannabe sites of similar design, intent or making? Join the club!

Overdone, overrated and over-the-top.

Tattoos, piercings and the shallow end of the kiddie pool.

Spacers, as I call them, thinking everyone will think they're cool cuz they have 7 tattoos and 3 piercings (on their "privates"). Or Spacers thinking they look sexy at the beach in a bikini with a bunch of other cute, anorexic friends...or the dudes thinking they look super hot without a shirt on in front of their webcams.

Spacers. Posers. And it doesn't matter whether they're 14, 18, 19, 25, 38, 56 or even 99...if they've got their own space on any of those sites, so many act or sound like they're 14. Maybe some think it's cool and fun, but seriously...a 50-ish person acting like he or she is 14, 17 or even 21 trying to score or play it cool, isn't really sexy, cute or even remotely intelligent. It's degrading, demeaning and sad.

Yada yada. I could go on, but I'll let you get to the humor. Just wanted to give you a little background on the "inspiration" for the satire that follows.

Should you feel the need or desire for more on the motivation and inspiration...go ahead and read the complete rant. If not, just stick with the humor. If you've even looked at 2 or 3 Spacers' pages, you'll probably see just how fitting the satire is.

Proceed to the pages of Nacho Spot, featuring:

Stiff "Stiffy" Boy

and

Wonderwire Woman

(Be sure to catch their pics and blogs pages, as well!)

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