An example of an IM conversation where severe butt-kissing is in action.....

Artificial Sweetener says, "Morning, hon!"

Pimped-Up Pimple says, "KMA, bitch!" (Banned board persona evades just to get his ass kicked…er, kissed. =p )

Artificial Sweetener puckers up.

Artificial Sweetener kisses Pimped-Up Pimple's butt.

Artificial Sweetener says, "Thank you, I can never kiss enough ass. Bend over further, please. I'm just not satisfied I got every millimeter of your ass."

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, "Hiya, hons. Hey, Artificial Sweetener, can I join you? I'm addicted to ass kissing too!"

Pimped-Up Pimple says, "Hey, biznatches, there's plenty of ass here! Don't player kill over me tho, cuz I'll end up kicking your asses in the battle." Pause, "Oh, and no macroing ass-kissing, either!"

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie grins.

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, "Hon, would I do that?!"

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie bats her eyelashes. (They fall out, as "put on" as her ass kissing skills are. =p )

Artificial Sweetener says, "Well, if you do, Pungent But Cloaked Barbie hun, you should swear loyalty to me. Not that I allow unattended macroing *wink* *wink*. Um, but yeah, you'd be another quantity…er, quality member."

Artificial Sweetener thinks to self, 'They really buy it that I don't think it's all about the numbers! Whew! I'm supersmart and superdictator!'

Artificial Sweetener trips over her own tongue.

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, "Kk, hon. That'd rock! So much more ass to kiss from the inside (of the guild of ass kissers =p )! Lemme ask Self-Absorbed Headcheese what he thinks."

Artificial Sweetener says, "Tell Self-Absorbed Headcheesee-weesie I wub him!"

Artificial Sweetener makes cow eyes.

Artificial Sweetener tips herself over.

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, "Sure thing, hon. *Smack* *Smack* the I R My Own Best Fans 4 me. Keep him in line."

Artificial Sweetener says, "We can do it together. The more attentions the better. It's how I keep The I R My Own Best Fans from growing a pair." Artificial Sweetener pauses before adding, "BTW, Pungent But Cloaked Barbie, hun, if you swear loyalty to me, I'll put you on the council. I promise you don't have to do anything on it---just ask Self-Absorbed Headcheese! +- Hell, I'm dictator and even I don't really do anything. I just pretend I do. Then I bat my eyelashes at the boys and they're all fooled!"

Artificial Sweetener bats her eyelashes at Pungent But Cloaked Barbie thinking she might be a boy in disguise.

Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free says, "Hey, hon and hon. Can I get my ass kissed too? I'll kiss yours if you kiss mine, but you gotta do all the work cuz I can't be bothered to move even as much as I <3 ass kissing."

Pimped-Up Pimple says, "Take me on in a player kill match, you noob. They're kissing my ass right now and I'm not giving them up!"

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine says, "Oh, poo! You two honey mustard hons started without me?! Guess I'll start kissing Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free's ass first then.

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine kisses Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free's ass.

Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free says, "Hey, hon. I'm not a consolation priez. Kissing my ass is as much a privilege as n-e one else's!"

Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free pouts.

Artificial Sweetener tells your group, "Your base Ass Kissing skill is now 666 and has reached its upper limit!"

Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free says, "Grats, hon!"

(Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free goes *afk* to post the grats thread. ;) )

Pimped-Up Pimple says, "I'm still more uber than you, ass kisser! =p "

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, "Whoa, when you just told me that in a direct tell, you made my alarm go off. Um, I mean, grats!"

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine, "Grats, hon! Wish I had maxed that!"

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine pouts.

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine dances like a duck if a duck knew how to dance disco!

I R My Own Best Fans says, "I'm back, what'd I miss?"

Artificial Sweetener tells your group, "Your base Ass Kissing skill is now 666 and has reached its upper limit!"

I R My Own Best Fans says, "WTG, hon! Knew all that time you kissed my ass while I wasn’t really all there was good for something." I R My Own Best Fans pauses, "Oh, and helloooo beautiful ladies! That includes you Pimped-Up Pimple, and you too, Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free."

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, " Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine, it's easy. Just untrain other skills and specialize in ass-kissing, putting all your experience into it."

Artificial Sweetener says, "Secret…since the timers on that quest are so short atm, you can keep switching skills and maxing numerous things per day! Now, go max something so I can post a useless, mindless Grats Hon thread! It's been 2 hours and 46 minutes since the last one I posted. That's too long ago!"

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine weaves a “run away” spell.

I R My Own Best Fans says, "Artificial Sweetener, Pungent But Cloaked Barbie…kiss my ass please. The I R My Own Best Fans's standing at attention. Er, oops, that was supposed to be a thought to myself. I mean, The I R My Own Best Fans needs attention! Form a line to the left please. Oh, and tell your friends!"

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid says, "F you all, 'cept for you hon, sweety pie, Artificial Sweetenerie-Self-Absorbed-Headcheeser!"

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid gasps.

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid chokes on his own hot air.

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid says, "Hey, Artificial Sweetie Hon, what are you doing kissing everyone else's asses before you kissed mine this morning?!"

Artificial Sweetener says, "Sorry, Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid, hon, I was too busy letting you get away with swearing in group chat at a 13 year old, and then I had to listen to I R My Own Best Fans tell me that he'd better go tell the 13 year old not to reply before I R My Own Best Fans would have to ban him for swearing in group chat even though you just did it first and we're not gonna tell you not to."

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid says, "Thanks for the reminder, hon."

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid says to your group, "Flock you flockers flocking sheetfaced, buttcheek monkeys! You're all a bunch of flocking moleholes who should swallow a bottle of Valium for breakfast and cast the suicide spell you, hon, flocking sheety sheetheads!"

Artificial Sweetener kisses I R My Own Best Fans's ass.

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie kisses Artificial Sweetener and I R My Own Best Fans's asses at the same time. (Pungent But "Gene Simmons" Cloaked Barbie?!)

I R My Own Best Fans turns around and kisses his own ass.

Hemolytic Sulfuric Acid says to your group, "And another thing, you flocking retards from the nether regions of outer morongolia…Flying Caped Crusaders suck ass! Not to be confused with Tall Tales – sorry, Artificial Sweetener hon – who just kiss it."

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie tells your fellowship, "Your base Ass Kissing skill is now 666 and has reached its upper limit!"

Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free casts a “run away” spell.

Pimped-Up Pimple says, "I'm bored, you cheating macroer scumbuggers. I'm gonna go find Maraschino Cherry!"

Pimped-Up Pimple casts a “run away” spell.

Artificial Sweetener says, "Grats, hon! Finally, I can post more grats!"

(Artificial Sweetener goes *afk* to post grats thread…….but it takes 10 minutes for her to figure out how to spell a-f-k, so Ninety-Seven-Point-Five Percent Thought Free beats her to the grats thread. =p )

I R My Own Best Fans says, "*Smack* *smack*, Pungent But Cloaked Barbie!  =p Heh, you better thank The I R My Own Best Fans in your grats thread, since it was my ass that maxed you, hon!"

Pungent But Cloaked Barbie says, " I R My Own Best Fansie, I kissed Self-Absorbed Headcheese's ass a lot more than yours. Speaking of, that lubbable noob, never answered my message. Oh, wait. Hon, I was so busy kissing ass I forgot to send the message. D'oh!"

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine says, "I'm back, hons! Watch this!"

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine says "Where's the Beef" (Oops, wrong action. =p )

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine jumps in the air as if buying a new highly-coveted, expensive imported car.

Tepid Water Masquerading as Cheap Wine tells your group, "Your base Ass Kissing skill is now 666 and has reached its upper limit!"

A mass of Tall Tales trip over their own tongues in grats! And a handful trip over their keyboards trying to type out the grats thread while kissing each others' asses.

++Earnote: Names and story above have been fictionalized. Any name remotely resembling anyone you know is strictly a coincidence combined with your over-active imagination. The scenario above is a fictional account of possible actual events, habits and role-played actions. 

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