Do you post on a board where you have a friends or stalker-ish type list…a way that allows others to easily track your posts or even just track you on occasion? Despite the handy tool that this can be, they start to lose their usefulness and value if you’re so desperate as to stoop to such lengths as…
 

Begging and groveling for stalkers

Posting threads suggesting peeps add you to their stalked lists

Generally not having a thing to say but feeling the need to be stalked so you threaten…er, coerce, yeah that’s it *wink* …peeps into adding you to their prey lists.

Giving a sob story about how no one stalks you even after 4 years…*cough* maybe you should try having something worthwhile to say and get “legit” stalkers *cough*…and guilt peeps into it

Post threads saying anyone who wants more people to add them to friends lists should post on your thread and maybe you’ll all get more “friends”

Being the person who replies 3+ times to the above thread (whether thread starter or not) in desperate attempt of gaining more stalkers

Belittling peeps legitimately stalked by others in your own quest for self-indulgence & self-importance by getting “fake” stalkers…any way possible

“let’s make a deal” deals, i.e. “I’ll add you to my list, if you add me to your list”…

Tripping over your own tongue at the prospect of gaining 10+ stalkers in any of the above desperate attempts


BONUS: If you think any of the above were “good ideas”…

Post how you’re gonna make the upper echelon of the most widely stalked…even if you had to “cheat” to do it. Brag immensely!

Post a “grats to me” for gaining stalkers…not only will you get grats, but you have the prospect of gaining yet even more stalkers!!!!

Grat everyone else who gained stalkers thinking maybe a grats will get you another stalker or two

Post how you really don’t need to have said anything worth saying to be stalked…any idiot can beg, cheat, threaten, plead, etc…just like you…4tw.

Disappear back into the unknown (other than the fact those who now stalk you have seen your name) knowing at least you got stalked so all is okay again...and w00t for you, you think you’re all that cuz you have more stalkers than peeps who actually HAVE something to say & have said it and have worked hard at it. Gimps! =p

 

 

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