The suits of yesterday are primarily today's special occasion wear if an important client or superior visits the office. And now that many are used to it, today's "business casual" isn't casual enough for some. Just say "no" to suits, polo shirts, collared shirts, ties....and even to plain t-shirts.

What if you could "sloganize" your work attire? The office could be a much more amusing place, filled with "business casual" t-shirt slogans fitting to today's working world! (Of course, there are no guarantees that some of these shirts wouldn't constitute sexual harassment in the workplace. Then again, some workplaces can't get enough of that! That said, read on for the silly and entertaining slogan suggestions.)

I'd rather be in a meeting...

with a good book, a pillow, and......

NOT you!

Of course you can take the credit!

(It's actually a negative balance anyway.)

Will work for bland coffee.

(back reads: Has worked for bland coffee.)

My other cubicle

is a solved puzzle-box.

I love my job!

I just wish it would blow more often...

I came into work,

I saw work...

I *waved* as it stumbled past

 the break room.

I work in healthcare.

Talk to me about your health...

See how much I care. =p

Work is just another 4-letter swear word.

But if I bend over any further,

I'd be kissing my own ass instead of yours!

There is no place like work.

There is no place like work.

There is NO place like work.

(Damn, I knew I followed the wrong yellow-brick road!)

I could've been sleeping in...

Just say "no" to work!

Meeting

is just another way to say

Nap.

I live for business "buzzwords."

Don't make me turn this company around!

It won't be Feng Shui anymore! =p

I already gave at the office this week.

Weren't you the "phlebotomist"

that just bled me dry yesterday?!

Project Under Development.

Hi, I'm Development.

Now, just get under me, "Project"

and I'll show you how hard Development works.

*wink* *wink*

No! Platform shoes

are NOT the same thing as a "raise"!

Don't like my work?

Good! That makes two of us!

Got work?

Want more?

Take mine!

I work with a cold, unfeeling box

that does nothing but clone others' work.

Copy Center Staff

You're not the boss of me!*

*except between the hours of 8am and 5pm M-F,

lunch times not included.

(front) I'm the boss.

(back) Kiss my ass

↓ here ↓

Let's schedule a meeting

to talk about yesterday's meeting

about the meeting

we had last week

about how we're having too many meetings.

Take me to your project leader!

I have an anal probe

and I'll use it if I have to!

Why should I care about deadlines?!

I'm still alive!

(I'd rather use a lifeline. =p)

Promote Within.

Me in you.

One size fits all.

Promise.

My parole officer said

it was either work or prison.

I choose work.

Either way...I was bound to get "raped."

Take stuff from work.

Just don't take the administrative assistant.

They always notice when their primary source

of office gossip goes missing.

Tardy? Me?

But I thought you wanted me to work late.

If you quit telling me

all your personal problems,

I'd actually have time

to get some work done.

In other words...keep talking!

Take this job

and text message it...

to someone who cares.

75 Emails

5 Text Messages

15 Instant Messages

22 Voicemails...

And you expected me

to have time to get some work done?!

Whose ass should I kiss first?

I'm sorry.

I'm all out of toilet paper...

or I'd not only kiss your ass,

but wipe it, too!

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes to everything you said, boss.

Just one thing...

how many yeses to my next raise?

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