There's a lot of horror in dentistry and dental appointments. If any industry is ripe for horror movies and specials, it's got to be the dental industry! Just think of the terrifying horror movies, TV specials and series that could come of dentistry...

Drill, Rinse and Spit: Return of the Dentist

You've sat in that contoured chair and had that glaring light shining in your eyes as a stranger poked, prodded, "uh-huh" and "ah-ha'd" into your mouth. And that was only your routine visit...complete with x-rays, flossing and teeth cleaning. The real horrors begin once the sequel starts rolling...Drill, Rinse and Spit......the dentist is ba-ack!

And of course, just to mix it up a bit, there's the adult horror film:

Giving Oral: A Cavity Decayed

No synopsis was available at time of print, as it decayed along with the cavity. *gasp*

Also scheduled for future production, are the following horror films, specials and TV series:

Attack of the 50-foot Gingivitis

Gay, Straight or Bicuspid?

The Tooth Who Would be Crowned

I See Hygienists!

I Know What You Ate Last Week

Floss: The Musical

Drill...Drill II...and Drill III

The Dentist Who Ran Up a Bill and (Ran) Out of Novocain

Survivor: Root Canal

Dental Caries and the Three Molars

Not Another Oral Surgery

Plaque II: Return of the Tooth Decay

Your Tartar or Mine?

The Dentist Without a Tooth

A Moment of Tooth Movie: Anomaly in Abscess

Misfit Dentures

Into the Molars of Madness

Numb and Number** and the sequel...

Numb and Numberer**: When Halitosis Met Hygiene

**Earnote: The "b" in the referenced instances is silent. Thus, "Number" and "Numberer" are pronounced Nuhm-er and Nuhm-er-er.

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