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Have fun at a co-worker's expense...

Do you have a coworker who's a real prankster, or maybe just has a great sense of humor? Do you need retribution for that last prank he or she pulled on you or someone you know?

 

Have some fun at his or her expense. Post a sign like this one on your coworker's office door or cube entrance...preferably when it won't be noticed right away. And if you can, have another coworker phone him/her to inquire about the "ad."

 

Earnote: This is just an example. Your own sign would have your coworker's name in place of "Average Joe" and his/her personal work extension # on the sign, as well as personalized bits of humor. In my example, I used "purple sports team" to indicate the coworker's favorite football team (the Vikings), and lutefisk as a reference to some odd "acquired-taste" that was more local to his/her upbringing or background.

 

Be creative and have fun with it! If you know your coworker well enough, he/she will even enjoy your efforts at personalization and retribution!

Office Space for Rent!

 

Must possess & maintain sporadic high levels of intelligence, but suffer bouts of a strange mental illness attracting one to a certain purple sports team that never quite meets expectations. Sense of humor required. Must have own office supplies and bungee cord.

 

 

Security deposit of 5 lbs. lutefisk a must! Spam recommended, but not required.

 

 

If interested, contact Average Joe, x666.

 

 

 

Contact Average Joe at x666

Contact Average Joe at x666

Contact Average Joe at x666

Contact Average Joe at x666

Contact Average Joe at x666

 

 

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