Reasons to kick your job to the curb…

 

• Reason employees have no health insurance:  “We don’t provide your car insurance, why would we give you health insurance?!”

• Because every day at work  is Friday the 13^th.

• Owner is the reincarnated Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

• Already fiilled your quota of hell for all eternity.

• Finally realized that banging your head against a brick wall isn’t getting you anywhere, but it sure is giving you a migraine that’s more persistent than any hangover you’ve ever had!

• Small family run company is like the mafia – you’re not part of the family.  You’re not even Italian, and you probably don’t even like Italian food!

• Even when the Titanic was sinking, it had a better chance for survival.

• Resignation is the only vaccine for a debilitating career there.

• “Hi, welcome to <insert random large chain store name here>.  Would you like a cart?” is beginning to sound like a catchy phrase.

• Would rather kick ass than kiss it!!!!!! This goes especially for the boss. *wink*

 

 

Reasons to hold your claim check (and paycheck) on that job…

 

• Researching how not to run a business.

• Looking for a job seems like the easy way out, and you prefer to challenge yourself.

• To gain a better understanding of hell and to explore the many levels and rings of it, as that knowledge may come in handy if, indeed, there is an afterlife and you somehow stumble into it. Or maybe you really are the devil and you’re just researching your competition. *raises hood to hide horns*

• Still waiting for your mother ship to return and take you back home.

• Hollywood hasn’t discovered you, yet.

• Testing your stamina in case you ever become a spy and are tortured – you want to know exactly how much torture you can withstand before cracking under the pressure.

• Having a brain is optional.  (Using it is lethal.)

• Apparently, you’re into masochism.

• High blood pressure, ulcers and heart attacks intrigue you?!

• David Letterman hasn’t whisked you away yet to make Top 10 lists, but he will. You’re sure of it! (Okay, so you’re more likely to be chosen for Stupid Pet Tricks…but that’s our little secret!)

 

 

Earnote: Yes, believe it or not, #10 on “kick” list was the actual illogical “logic” as stated by company hierarchy.

 

 

 

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