You know, I really hate to do this to you...

You've been a great ride,

or as good of one as any 12" man can have

since there are no mechanical bulls my size. But um...

I've been catting around on you.

You're just too cold and unfeeling for me.

I need a kinder, gentler, softy pussycat.

Granted, she's bigger boned and weighs more than me,

but I've fallen for her. Literally.

And even if she'd get off of me so I could get up,

I couldn't...

She has an amazing tongue!

And those breasts...!!!

Not only does she have so many of them,

but they're real and they're beautiful!

I only hope she doesn't have a hang-up about size.

Even though I might have performance anxiety

and "cacti envy,"

I'm still fully capable of satisfying her every need.

(I have all the toys and catnip she could want!)

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