I was out playing superhero again.

Saved a few butterflies in distress,

fought off a few overfed wasps,

stopped a bumblebee from deflowering a rose in the bushes...

and then, I saw her...

I wasn't sure which superhero she was,

but I knew she had to be mine.

Maybe it was that plastic bag cape. Maybe it was her animal magnetism.

She said her other cape was at the dry cleaners.

(Funny...so was mine, but I didn't need it to fly.)

She preferred the plastic bag cape anyway,

 as she could lick it clean it herself...

At first I worried that she licked carpet, too,

being that she was rolling all over that carpet when I found her.

However, her tongue in my ear

quickly assured me otherwise.

She preferred hairless cats and shaven 12" superheroes

(so long as they didn't mind pouncing on all fours on occasion).

Less hairballs! =p

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