The rules are simple. This Fragments of the Subconscious game is just for fun. There are no right or wrong answers. Simply play this game alone or with as many friends, relatives, coworkers or strangers as you want. Read the scenarios and questions, and then each of you answers as to what you think T.O. (Dallas Cowboys - Wide Receiver, Terrell Owens) would do in the situation.

The game is just for fun and amusement. Think about the scenarios a little or a lot. The more creative your answers, the more fun you'll have!  Share your answers with others. If you'd like, you could also explain "why" T.O. would do something. None of you is wrong, but some of you might be more right than others, or vice versa. =p Either way, you're bound to find some entertainment and laughs in this game.

This game was created in 2006...so when you play it, keep that in mind. We're dealing with the T.O. of 2006 - the ultimate drama queen. In fact, the Lick an Ear website recognizes T.O. as THE #1 Drama Queen of 2006. With that said, play the game and have fun!

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T.O. and his teammates go on The Jerry Springer Show. T.O. thinks he's there to talk about a teammate's extra-curricular sheet action with the teammate's own mom, grandma, wife, wife's sister and the 20-year-old "pre-op" next door.   However, his teammates really brought T.O. on the show to confront T.O. about him still wearing diapers, drinking from a baby bottle and sucking his thumb while the coach chastises his performance on the playing field. When security isn't stopping them, his teammates take every opportunity to get in a few punches. The episode is airing live.   What Would T.O. Do?

FIVE

T.O. has a particularly bad day: He notices a hangnail on his left thumb. He stubs his toe on a piece of styrofoam. He breaks a nail while putting on his football pads. He fell asleep at practice and awoke in downtown Dallas wearing red lipstick, a thong and a skirt, sporting shaven legs. He is then mistaken as a flat-chested Dallas Cowboy cheerleader reject. What Would T.O. Do?

SIX

T.O. goes broke and ends up working on an assembly line for minimum wage. He pools some money with coworkers and, collectively, they buy 100 lottery tickets. Somehow, T.O. is left in charge of the original ticket stubs. The group has copies of tickets and ticket # combinations purchased, but T.O. holds the originals.   The group wins the 300 million dollar jackpot.   What Would T.O. Do?

SEVEN

T.O. meets Osama Bin Laden who turns out to be T.O's #1 fan. T.O. knows Osama is wanted for terrorism and other crimes committed, and he knows where Osama is staying. Torn between not wanting to lose his newly found #1 fan and yet thinking he should do something......   What Would T.O. Do?

EIGHT

An ice rink, an unmanned zamboni, skater Tonya Harding and T.O. all in one place.   Who wins, how do they do it and......   What Would T.O. Do?

NINE

T.O. meets Paris Hilton, the Queen of England, Madonna and J-Lo all in one night. No one notices him, as all their attention is given to Paris, the Queen, Madonna and J-Lo.   T.O. feels snubbed. There's an empty microphone, a house band, dance stage, gun, stick of sugar-free gum and fireworks nearby.   What Would T.O. Do?

TEN

T.O. goes skinny dipping on what he thought was a deserted beach, leaving his clothes on a towel in the sand. When he returns ashore, his clothes and towel are gone. All in sight are a pink tutu (just his size!), a coconut bra, purple superhero tights, a small toupee, a rubber duckie and an empty half-pint carton of sour milk. 25 feet away, he sees a large group of people headed his way.   What Would T.O. Do?

ELEVEN

T.O. is on the 50th floor of a burning building. He hears a cat, an elderly woman crying for help, a screaming baby (who might be himself...he's not sure) and a Philadelphia Eagle who used to be a teammate --- all stuck somewhere in the building on his way down.   No smoke is visible, nor is any extreme heat noticed.   The stairway is filled with people he views as less important than himself. There's an open doorway to a balcony on the 25th floor, but no fire escape or ropes to climb down. There's a full dumpster just off to the left beneath the balcony. In the middle of the stairwell  beyond the railing is a long drop but open space from the 50th floor all the way down to the first.   What Would T.O. Do?

TWELVE

It's five years into the future and no one remembers who T.O. is. As a forgotten "has-been" celebrity, he is offered a spot on all of the following "reality" shows: The Biggest Loser Celebrity Survivor Isle Wife Swap Dancing with the Stars Queer Eye for the Straight Guy or Extreme Makeover.   He's desperate for "celebrity" again, but he can only choose one show.   What Would T.O. Do?

THIRTEEN

T.O.'s excessive celebration on the football field causes him to be sentenced to be a fry cook at a fast food restaurant for two weeks. On his first night, in walks Donovan McNabb, 3 Philadelphia Eagles' fans, 2 former coaches, a hottie who ditched him for a real jock and a 14-year-old he overheard calling him "Richard Simmons in cleats and a spit cup."   What Would T.O. Do?

FOURTEEN

While in the locker room putting on his uniform, T.O. notices his helmet no longer fits. It's the same helmet, same size as always, but somehow his head won't fit. He checks himself in the mirror. It's an hour to game-time and his head looks like a beach ball-sized pus-filled zit on a golf tee. And his uniform? It reads "Owned" instead of "Owens."   What Would T.O. Do?

FIFTEEN

T.O. has to fly "coach class." They seated him towards the back of the plane, surrounded by babies and a mother with a 3-year-old kicking the back of his seat. The plane is full and the flight attendants are ignoring his service calls.   What Would T.O. Do?

SIXTEEN

Having exhausted his football career and being unable to find a job elsewhere, T.O. decides to run for a political office. Among the other candidates are: Brett Favre Gary Coleman (Arnold from "Diff'rent Strokes) Hilary Clinton Paris Hilton and a caged monkey in an Armani suit What office are they running for and what type of ad campaigning did T.O. do --- to his own credit or his opponents' discredit? Win or lose......   What Would T.O. Do?

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