The rules are simple. This Fragments of the Subconscious game is just for fun. There are no right or wrong answers. Simply play this game alone or with as many friends, relatives, coworkers or strangers as you want. Read the scenarios and questions, and then each of you answers as to what you think Tyra Banks would do in the situation.

The game is just for fun and amusement. Think about the scenarios a little or a lot. The more creative your answers, the more fun you'll have!  Share your answers with others. If you'd like, you could also explain "why" Tyra Banks would do something. None of you is wrong, but some of you might be more right than others, or vice versa. =p Either way, you're bound to find some entertainment and laughs in this game.

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FOUR

Tyra Banks has a horrifying accident with a straightening iron, a magnifying glass, a stack of pancakes overloaded with syrup, a banana peel, a "fat" mirror and waterproof mascara. What exactly happened, and...   What Would Tyra Do?

FIVE

Tyra ate a single peanut which then caused her to gain two pounds and get a big zit on her forehead right before a supermodel reunion with her biggest rivals. She can't quite fit into the diamond-studded dress she'd planned to wear, no matter how hard she tries.   The only stores nearby are a hardware store, a discount plus-sized women's store and a Baby Gap. She's in a panic and there is not enough time to get anything else from her own wardrobe or from any fashion industry designer who's "gowned" her before.   What Would Tyra Do?

SIX

Tyra's ratings are down and she's not getting enough attention. She thinks it's been long enough that no one remembers the "real or fake" breast segment she taped about herself for an earlier airing on her show.   Then, she thinks about Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's "oops" moment at the SuperBowl. Desperate for ratings, compliments, drools and attention......   What Would Tyra Do?

SEVEN

Oprah retires and asks her friend Gayle King to take over her "empire"....talk show, magazine, book club, etc. Jealous, and still convinced that she (Tyra) would be "the next Oprah" even though she doesn't have half the talent, intelligence or sincerity......   What Would Tyra Do?

EIGHT

Tyra attempts to get into a 5-star restaurant that has a 2-week waiting list for reservations. She wants to dine there tonight. Tyra gives her name, yet the host/hostess doesn't recognize it, staring blankly back at her. She mentions her talk show. Still, the host/hostess stares blankly at her. Then, Tyra mentions America's Top Model and that she's a "supermodel," which only receives another blank stare. By this time, the host/hostess feels this "Tyra person" has wasted too much of his/her time and kicks Tyra out of the restaurant.   Tyra is incensed, stating, "but, but...I'm a supermodel!" The host/hostess laughs in disbelief. After all, why would a "supermodel" need a restaurant? They never eat! =p   Tossed out on her rear in the dirt and grime of the city street, the upset, angered and insulted Tyra is then given a dollar by a few random strangers who think she is homeless and hungry.   What Would Tyra Do?

NINE

Tyra is going to be stuck alone for weeks on a deserted island and can only take one of the following items with her: lipstick, straightening/curling iron, hairbrush, nail polish, toilet paper, non-perishable food, blanket, credit card, tampon, pepper spray, supermodel voodoo doll or diet pills.   What Would Tyra Do?

TEN

A half-psychotic psychic convinced Tyra that she (Tyra) is going to "save the world." Problems related to global warming escalate. The natural fuel supply is nearing depletion. The world runs out of foundation, concealer and mascara. A hurricane strikes an island  that's been uninhabited for decades. A lab somewhere accidentally creates offspring when sperm from George W. accidentally gets mixed with eggs from Hilary Clinton. Tyra accidentally eats raw red meat.   What is the real crisis as Tyra sees it, and......   What Would Tyra Do?

ELEVEN

Tyra meets Boy George and thinks his make-up and hair is "prettier" than hers, but she doesn't have time to "fix" herself. The cameras are rolling in 15 seconds and she's taping a "live," hour-long segment with Boy George. (They're not even cutting for commercial breaks.)   What Would Tyra Do?

TWELVE

Tyra trips on the catwalk of a major fashion show. She bruised her pinky toe and split her pants.   For some odd reason, they had her wearing old, worn "granny panties" that day. She's mortified that it will be obvious she's not in a slinky, sexy high-fashion thong...and/or that she's wearing any undies at all. She has no way to hide the split in her pants.   If she panics and runs, she will lose a major contract she was almost guaranteed to get after the show. She can hear the echo of her rivals' laughter and the shocked gasps of those who've already caught a glimpse of the granny panties. Flashes go off by the dozens, as the paparazzi never missing anything.   What Would Tyra Do?

THIRTEEN

Tyra decides to adopt a baby girl from a foreign country. She travels to the foreign country and discovers the baby is the ugliest baby ever and that it's clear from the start that the baby is large-boned, a few pounds overweight and will never be able to follow in her footsteps as a supermodel. In fact, it's obvious the baby couldn't even get hired to model diapers in black and white newsprint ads for a small discount drug store.   There are no other baby girls or boys available, however, there is a 4-year-old girl not yet potty trained who still wets the bed and a 3-year-old boy with hair like Carrot Top.   What Would Tyra Do?

FOURTEEN

Tyra bumps her head so hard she is knocked unconscious for a few minutes. When she comes to, she has an epiphany, realizing that not a single one of her experiences as a supermodel could possibly relate to the serious, and sometimes tragic, life-altering experiences her non-model guests relayed to her on her talk show.   She is not suffering from a concussion. In looking back and going forward, how does Tyra handle this news, this "epiphany" and......   What Would Tyra Do?

FIFTEEN

A gaggle of supermodels is sent off into space to be some of the first inhabitants of a habitable planet. When they arrive on the planet, they discover that it is devoid of make-up, mirrors, Botox, fashion and diet aids. There is a spacecraft nearby, but none of the supermodels is trained to pilot the spacecraft; and the lone male pilot has been rendered useless in terms of space travel, having been made a "love slave" as he is the only man interested in high-maintenance models on the planet.   A grotesque, smelly alien being happens upon the planet. The alien is seeking a human "incubator." Despite his grotesque appearance, the alien has no wrinkles, no age spots and appears to be wearing a light layer of blush. The alien is eyeing up Tyra as she notices that.   What Would Tyra Do?

SIXTEEN

The talk show producers call Tyra on her cell phone, informing her that they have scheduled a reunion show next week and that she should come prepared to cut it up on the floor and really cry.   Having had a bad connection, Tyra misinterpreted their words and showed up on the set in comfortable shoes and a tailored jogging suit, with a fashionable apron, bag of onions, a knife and a box of tissues. Running late, she only has 2 minutes to prep for the show as she takes her seat.   It is then that she finds out it's a reunion show...not an "onion" show involving cutting an onion and crying. The reunion is of a troupe of world-renowned dancers and she was to have "cut it up" on the dance floor with them and really "try" to have learned their dances prior to the taping. Completely unprepared, smelling of onions and wanting to cry but not being able to contort her facial muscles enough to experience genuine emotion......her two minutes are up and the show must go on.   What Would Tyra Do?

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