Oh, bollocks!

Is this what you call a straitjacket?

It sure feels like one.

If this is about that plant I ruined last month,

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Just get me out of this.

I'll do anything!

I'll even lick your ear...

and um, alright...your toes, too!

Just get me out of this thing! Now!

You can trust me. Honest.

(Santa never "claws"... at least not while you're awake.

Now, go to sleep like a good little human.)

First, you make me wear this,

then you put me in a sleigh...

and now YOU interrupt ME?!

This had better be important!

Do you know how much catnip

…er, presents...

I have to deliver yet tonight?!

This ain’t no thinking cap!

"Stinking cap" more likely!

You tricksey human!

I’ll get you for this. You just wait!

You're at the top

of my "Naughty List"!

(I think I feel a hairball coming on….)