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Santa "Claws" Chronicles

Episode 2

 

 

*Sigh*

 

I already told you…

I don’t dance,

And I certainly

DON’T give out purrrrresents!

 

Now, go away before I turn this into the next

"Nightmare Before Christmas"...

when YOU learn what it feels like

to be spayed or neutered!

 

 

 

Oh, alright.

So, I changed my mind on the presents.

(Hairballs to all those on the "Naughty List"!)

 

Wallet. Check.

ID. Check.

Warm woolen mittens. Check.

 

Presents.

D’oh! I knew I forgot something!

 

 

 

That was trippy!

 

What the <Grinch >

am I wearing,

and how did this happen?!

 

I should’ve known better.

No more catnip with the alley cats!

 

 

 

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