I think I’m gonna hurl.

Rudolph? Comet?

Anyone?

Got something for motion sickness?

You have got to be kidding me!

I did not sign on for this!

I thought you said Santa “claws”

…NOT “clause.”

This thing makes my butt look fat,

doesn't it?!

 Now, I know how Rudolph felt

when he tried flying with that fake nose on;

but at least he was only wearing a nose,

instead of half of a caribou.

I should kill myself right now.

That would still leave me with 8 lives…

or maybe 7.

Still, I’d be better off.

This Santa stuff is for the birds!

Tweety?! Tweety, come here!

I'll make you a deal!