Single Domestic Female seeks Single Domestic Male

I like heavy petting,

licking ears and fur,

light to moderate roleplay*

and snuggling by the fire.

If you're a handsome furball

who likes warm milk,

kitty grass,

salmon and tuna...

I'm your pussy cat.

Meowwww!

*Earnote: Next time, you wear the costume! (It chafes my delicate fur.)

Who says cats can't dance?

See! I told you I was better at

Dance Dance Revolution

than you...

even in costume!

Did you really think

all I ever do when you're gone

is nap?!