You're sure

this is going to be

sexy?

It won't make me look

cheap or desperate, will it?

I'm not, you know!

I could have any kitty

in the litter box!

Well, I could...and I would...

if it weren't so nasty in there!

You want me to rub

my chin on the bricks?

You mean, like this?

It feels sexy.

Does it look sexy?

Should I put my tail down?

Or do you think

single domestic females

will be impressed by its length,

knowing it means that I'm...

...um, you know...

well-endowed!

 Okay, so I tried "sexy,"

but I really think this is more "me."

I'm a gangsta rapper!

Street-smart.

Tough.

I got the hood.

I got the scarred youth.

Look in my eyes.

No really. Look in my eyes!

You see the angst, right?!

Eminem is a pussy compared to me,

and he's not even a cat!