Have traditional Easter celebrations gotten you down? Are you looking to change that ho-hum dinner, egg coloring and/or egg hunt you do year after year into something completely different? Then, look no further, because we here at Lick an Ear are looking out for you! The ideas abound…

The weather will NOT ruin your new Easter egg hunt plans! Grab a bunch of DVD’s and search for the Easter eggs (aka hidden features) on them!

Play bunny. Buy a bag of carrots, crouch on the lawn on all fours and nibble your carrots between hops, skips & nose twitches!

Go hunting to “sacrifice” some bunnies…and savor a rabbit stew dinner afterwards! (Okay, just try not to “sacrifice” the real Easter Bunny or you’ll have a mob of angry, sugar-deprived children at your doorstep. And they will not find rabbit stew enticing in the least.)

Adopt a bunny…but not one you plan to “sacrifice” for dinner. That would just be wrong!

Play a game of Egg Toss with the family and/or friends. No, no…you can’t throw 10 eggs at each person. Just toss one egg at a time back and forth until only one of you doesn’t have egg all over you! Then make that person clean up the mess! *evil grin* (This is one of those times where it pays to lose!)

For you “legal” aged males…play pin the cottontail on your favorite Playboy bunny pin-up poster. (Or for you “legal” females, pin the Peter on the cottontail?! *gasp*)

Women, no more coloring those Easter eggs! Instead, decide to have your eggs cryogenically frozen!

Act out your own new holiday special, “Twas the Egging Before Easter.” Try not to egg the next-door neighbors, though, as they DO know where you live and they WILL get you back!

Start a campaign to save the hollow chocolate bunnies. (Then, after you’ve saved 100 or more, secretly stash them away so you can consume them later without anyone knowing! *gasp* Hey, you did save them…just not for long. *shrug*)

Throw out the Easter baskets, in favor of basket cases. After all, an Easter spent with your favorite basket cases is bound to make this one Easter you will never forget! (Make sure you have plenty of cottontailed bunnies nearby, as you may need them for basket case tear-drying.)

Send a friend a Happy Bunny card. Sure, the Happy Bunny may not be the Easter Bunny, but your friend won't care and neither should you!

Attempt to have the carcasses of the bunnies (sacrificed earlier) turned into bunny slippers. Fling bunny pellets at the person when he/she tells you that those slippers are actually made of faux fur.

Do the Bunny Hop as if it were a shot, and your “chaser” is the Chicken Dance. Yes, it’s sick, but Easter is the type of holiday where you’re allowed those moments of psychosis. Now, get up and dance!

Those are all just random suggestions, however, here's the one you should really follow:

Forget the egg hunt altogether, and try an “ear hunt” instead! And when you find the perfect ear......lick it! =p (Well, you must admit…it’s much better to lick a raw ear, than to lick a raw egg! It’s also fewer in calories and fat free!

 

 

What have you got to lose? Lick an ear this Easter, and you’d definitely be the talk of the Easter holiday for years to come!

 

 

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