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Lick an Ear's Holiday Wishes

...Our Message to You this Christmas Holiday Season...

 

 

 

May your holidays be naked, warm and bright,

Filled with the soft glow of twinkling lights

...but if, for some reason, they're not...

May visions dance before you

of sugar and spice*,

the naughty, the nice...

 and toenails painted festive in the night.

  

 

But no matter how pretty the toe...

Remember, when under the mistletoe

(...which, despite contrary belief, is no 'toe' at all...)

at Christmas time this year,

'tis a far better thing to lick an ear

than to kiss a toad...or a toe!

 

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy New Year!

And a Happy Holiday Season to All!

 

*Earnote: Due to a recent elf and fairy strike at the North Pole's sugarplum factory, there were no sugarplums available for "visions,"

so they have been replaced with sugar and spice.

 

 

 

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