Every cat has his or her day, and every cat thinks we humans live to serve them. It's pretty clear that they're right. (After all, you wouldn't clean just anyone else's litter boxes, now would you?!) Behind the meows, purrs and hisses are actual slogans, mottos and familiar phrases the ruling cats know as their code, creed and commandments.

What is your cat really trying to tell you? Read on for the translated meanings, slogans and cats' "words to live by" behind the meows, purrs and hisses...

Not going anywhere for awhile? Grab a catnap!

Credit card? Who needs a credit card?!

I'm already everywhere I want to be!

Reach out...reach out and claw someone!

Claw someone who cares!

Catnip: It's what's for dinner!

Love Me...Love My Naps!

Are you ready for some hairball?!

MNH...Monday Night Hairball!

Got laser pen?

Save a Cat:

Milk a Cow.

Heavy Petting.

Not Only Tolerated,

But Required.

Cuddles Well With Others.

Warning:

Can go from zero

to purr in 0.6 strokes.

Catfight Club.

First Rule of Catfight Club:

"We do not meow about Catfight Club."

Salmon...the other pink meat.

Have You Hugged Me Cleaned My Litter Box Today?!

If You Pet Me, I Will Purr.

Feed me some food,

I will eat it.

Teach me to hunt for my own food,

I'll puke up grass for days.

Stop that now

or you'll find out

what I really did to those

three blind mice.

And finally, for the crankiest of cats,

the slogan that says it all...

Spay You!

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