If a cat can make it in the wild, a cat can make it anywhere...even in Hollywood.

What if cats of all kinds were the movie-makers and targeted audiences of the movie industry? See the movies or titles you might expect from these new feline directors, producers and actors**:

Claw, Claw II and Claw 3 (the ultimate horror trilogy)

Furry Kitten and the Old Tabby’s Catnip 

The Clawshank Redemption

One Pawed Into the Cuckoo’s Nest

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vet

Million Dollar Kitty

Lock, Stock and Two Hissing Felines

Catfight Club

Cats of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Dry Cat Food

De-Claw Me If You Can

Hairless Cat: The Fast and the Furless

and the sequel 2 Fast 2 Furless

Honey, I Drank the Milk

The Bengal Wears Prada

50 First Meows

The Hunt for Red-Breasted Sapsucker

Great Hairballs of Fur

You’ve Got Meow

Purr Fiction

An Inconvenient Saber Tooth

Chronicles of Africa: The Leopard, the Wildcat and the Rainforest Developer

A Litter Box of Their Own

Indecent Purrposal

How to Lose a Dog in 2 Blocks

Kitty Kong

Charlie and the Catnip Factory

Roars of Engagement

Four Heavy Pettings and a Funeral

My Best Friend’s Neutering

Dude, Where's My Mouse?

American Purr…American Purr 2…American Petting

License to Claw

Revenge of the Cougars

So I Married a White Bengal Tiger

While You Were Purring

Cheetah and Chong

When a Lion Loves a Tiger

Look Who’s Growling

Neuter This!

and the sequel Spay That!

Close Encounters of the Tuna Can

Single White Feline

G.I. Jaguar

It’s a Wonderful Nine Lives

What About Bobcat?

Felines Gone Wildcat

Romancing the Siamese

Thank You for Prowling

Happy Paws

Seven Felines for Seven Brothers

Walk the Lynx

Not Another Hairball Documentary

Scent of a Puma

Something to Meow About

And, of course, the movie that has cats meowing everywhere...

All Dogs Go to Hell

**Earnote: The cats would like it known that they will be changing the terms directors, producers and actors to fit them more accordingly. In future, they will be known as direcators, producaters and acators.

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