With as many movies as most of us have seen, we probably all have a number of movie lines that we like to quote. Whether those lines are funny, odd, touching, poetic, bizarre or profound, for some reason, we remember the words and lines. And even years later, you'll hear someone quoting a line from some movie they saw and others reminiscing or relating to that quote or movie somehow.

Well, what if some of those memorable movie quotes got a facelift? See how some of those lines could change if you made some slight changes, such as...

• changing a movie's timing or era...

• changing the cast from humans to animals...

• morphing the movie into an animation special...

• or even combining multiple movies into one.

Movie lines updated, twisted and skewed:

If E.T. were updated for modern technologies …

E.T. text home!

            or E.T. 'I M' home.

If Gone with the Wind had been made within the past few decades…

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a rat’s ass!

Or another version...if Gone with the Wind  had been an animated feature, starring beavers…

Frankly, my dear, I won’t build a dam!

If Star Wars, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and South Park had been one movie, keeping in mind that towels are the most useful thing in the universe…

May the Towelie be with you.

If Notting Hill and Brokeback Mountain were combined into one movie …

I’m just a cowboy standing in front of a cowboy asking him to love him.

If A Few Good Men had been about dentists…

You can’t handle the tooth!

If Braveheart had been about "couch potatoes"…

They may take our wives, but they will NEVER take our TiVo!

If Apollo 13 had a different plot that, instead, involved Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown, the line may have been…

Whitney Houston, we have a drug problem.

If Yankee Doodle Dandy were modernized for the families of today…

My mother thanks you. My ex-step-father thanks you. My half-sister thanks you. And I thank you.

If Jerry Maguire had been an animated feature starring bears…

Show me the honey!

If Jerry Maguire had starred cats…

You had me at meow.

If Nicholson's obsessive-compulsive character in As Good As It Gets had been employed in the mafia…

You make me want to be a better hitman.

Or in an odd combination...if As Good As It Gets had been combined with another movie, "Pretty Woman" might have said…

You make me want to be a better “madam.”

If The Wizard of Oz and Lord of the Rings had been one movie…

Frodo, I’ve a feeling we’re not in the Shire anymore. 

If The Wizard of Oz were updated for modern times…

There's no place like home page. 

If Cool Hand Luke had been updated to the world of computers and internet…

What we’ve got here is failure to instant message.

If City of Angels had been based in hardcore reality…

I would rather have had one breath of his fart, one burp from his mouth, one pinch from his hand, than an eternity without it.

If Dirty Harry had been in Pleasantville, he wouldn't have asked where his dinner was, but instead would've commandingly stated...

 Go ahead, make my dinner!

If Scarface and Austin Powers had been combined into one movie, Pacino's character might have said...

Say hello to my mini-me!

 

If Back to the Future had starred Arnold Schwarzenegger…

I’ll be back…to the future!

If Highlander and Lord of the Rings were combined…

There can be only one ring to rule them all!

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