Seattle: The Subliminal Sights (Fragments of the Subconscious by Onyx)

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Seattle Sights:

Subliminal Secrets Revealed

When sightseeing in the Seattle area, it's important to know there's more to Seattle than meets the eye.

With the help of our enhanced imaging, just see for yourself the subliminal Seattle your mind is really seeing:

	The Space Needle as seen by the caffeine-deficient. Sure, you visit for the view, but now you know why you stay for the coffee.
In a hurry to get there? Try the "espresso" route...now faster and more caffeinated!

Seattle...where even the bridge trolls guard their coffee!

Other states and countries may have mountains, but only those near Seattle could be partially made up of coffee beans!

Forget worrying about the homeless! Instead, beware the zombies on caffeine withdrawal.	Run, zombie, run! The coffee "filling" station is near!

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