Sometimes, there is even too much "reality" in a reality show idea. How can that be? Well, imagine if they'd actually have made reality shows of any of these ideas:

The Next Worthless Bum

The Next Death Row Rapper

Who Wants to Pull the Switch? (...on the inmate sentenced to death)

Martha Stewart: Insider (Cookie Recipe) Trading!

Who Wants to Divorce My Deadbeat Dad?

Where in the World is Baby "TomKat" Cruise?

Jumping Off Bridges with B-List Celebrities

Mortician's Paradise: Extreme Makeover Mortuary

Bachelor in San Quentin Prison

World's Next Thinnest Anorexic Bulimic, Sado-Masochistic, Hypochondriac, Narcoleptic, Narcissistic, Homicidal Maniacal Model

Apprentice: Mass Murderer

Survivor: Cannibal Tribe

Who Wants to Watch Crabgrass Grow?

Pre-Arranged Marriage: Bachelorette in Diapers

Cockfights of San Quentin

Dick Cheney Goes Hunting for a Hunting Buddy!

Toilet Bowl Weatherman

Behind the Sludge: Sewage and You...

Intestinal Swap!

Dancing with 2-Ton Elephants

The Amazing Enema!

America's Favorite Hernias and Hemorrhoids

World's Favorite Child-Star Turned Suicidal Drug-Addicted, Recovering Alcoholic Teenager

Hollywood's Next Multi-Hundred-Million-Dollar Flopbuster (Attempted "blockbuster" that "flops")

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