Most men prefer to wear the pants in the family...

I'm not sure if these guys are just that comfortable with their masculinity

or if they just decided skirt-chasing wasn't for them...

but wearing them was.

You can argue all you want that  Utilikilt is not a "skirt," but it's not a "kilt" either. Utilikilts are far closer to being pleated skirts than they are to being kilts of any kind. Sure, the fabric may be tough and "manly," and these skirts may have cargo-style pockets, but in the end....

sorry to break the news to you guys, but...

it doesn't matter what name you give them or how much you overpaid for these,

YOU'RE STILL WEARING PLEATED SKIRTS!

I dub the above men members of the "UtilOccult". It's a strange craze that I don't get or understand, nor does anyone I know, but just the same...

Women beware! With the Utilikilts around, it can't be long before they're

wearing denim "cargo bras"

and asking you if they can borrow that purse of yours that matches so well with that new purple skirt that just arrived in the mail..

|   Like this? Check out more Fragments on... Relationships, Society and Infrastructure   |