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Lick an Ear!

Go ahead, get your licks in!

Lick an Ear, the website, is intended as “ear candy.” Tongue the words. Lick an ear.

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Onyxism

Randomized -isms of a mind on the edge…from the profound to the bland to the utterly senseless and silly to the things that make you say “huh?!” Experience Onyxisms - the darker side of sanity - through the thoughts, reflections, dark humor and dry wit of the mind of this site’s own semi-precious black gemstone of humanity.  To see a new Onyxism, refresh the homepage.

 


 

And now that you’ve lent us your ear *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

 

Warning!!

This site contains humor, rants, raves, thoughts, wonderings…and anything else that makes up personality, diversity and individuality. In other words, BEWARE…you will find actual content & creativity!

 

Blah blah blah, we bring the "out there" in here! Fear not the humor, for humor is your friend.

 

If allergic to humor (most notably humor in the form of sarcasm), remain calm and seek professional help immediately!

 

For those brave souls who wish to explore Lick an Ear further, please remember that when the light dims, fear not…and embrace the darker side, the sarcasm. Even in darkness, the solace, humor and healing await you…no straitjackets required!

 

Owner of this site is not responsible for any levels of your sanity lost or gained.  Enter site at own risk...

 

Should an earthquake, tornado or other natural or unnatural disaster move you enough to feel the need to enlighten or darken site's owner......

Positive, negative and inconclusive commentary welcome. Go ahead, lick Lick an Ear's ear!

 

 

Watch for falling rocks and beware of the monitor and keyboard.

They have been known in times of humor to act as magnets for spewed coffee and spluttered cereal.

 

 

 

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