This is only a test.

For the next 15 minutes, this website is conducting a test of the Earmergency Ear-Licking System.

Ms Onyx and the LAE (Lick an Ear) website have developed this page to keep you informed in the event of an earmergency.

Your full and voluntary cooperation is appreciated while we conduct this test.

This is only a test.

Every unnoticed, lonely or abandoned ear...is an earmergency waiting to happen.

It is for this reason this test page has been developed.

This is only a test.

If this had been an actual earmergency, you would have been informed where to go to find an ear to lick.

Also, in an earmergency, you would have received explicit instructions on how to choose an ear to lick, in addition to how to lick that ear.

Further research and testing of the Earmergency Ear-Licking System is still in development.

Stay tuned for further updates and instructions as they become available.

We thank you for your attention, participation and cooperation.

This concludes this test of the Earmergency Ear-Licking System.