lickanear.com
Legal Disclaimer, Terms of Use and Privacy Policy
Summary
- This website is only for comedy, venting, ranting and other
sanity-retaining purposes, so don't take it too seriously. Sometimes,
we'll make you ponder serious thoughts and maybe even change your ideas
or views on something; while others, we'll make you wonder what we're
thinking. We're only human, so we do have serious thoughts, expressions,
feelings and lunatic ravings amongst the silly and utterly nonsensical
content. If you want to use our material for a personal project or
something of the like or unlike, please ask us. You can
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sure you check your junk mail folder for replies, just in case some
strange turn of events lands our response there...though I would hope
your email gods are smart enough to know that's the improper place.
Definitions - Any references made to 'www.lickanear.com'
within this section shall be referred to as 'this website' and/or 'This
website'.
Terms
Of Use - By using this website, you agree to be legally
bound by these terms, which shall take effect immediately upon your
first use of this website.
Use Of
This Website - You may not republish, post, broadcast,
transmit, make available to the public, or otherwise use any of the
content on this website in any way except for personal, non-commercial
use and entertainment. You may, however, link us if you find us
entertaining and would like to share our insights and ramblings with
others. You also agree not to adapt, alter or create a derivative work
from any of the content found on this website except for your own
personal, non-commercial use. All other use requires prior explicit
written permission from the author of this website.
Disclaimer - This website is intended for entertainment
purposes only. Advice, statements and analysis on this website are for
entertainment and amusement purposes. Under no circumstances will the
owner of this website be held responsible and/or liable for any of the
following losses or damage (whether said losses were foreseen,
foreseeable and/or known or unknown): data loss; revenue or profit loss;
loss of business and/or opportunity; injury to reputation; loss of
goodwill; losses suffered by third parties; or any other direct or
indirect damages arising from the use of this website regardless of
form.
Privacy
Policy - This website considers all email transmitted
via its service to be private correspondence between sender and
recipient. If you choose to email us and provide personally identifiable
information about yourself, we will not sell, rent or otherwise disclose
that information to third parties. All personal information transmitted
via this website is considered private and confidential and will not be
sold, rented or disclosed to third parties. This website does not hold
or run mailing lists.
Links
To External Websites - This website provides links to
third party web sites that are not in any way affiliated with this
website. This website makes no representations as to the quality,
suitability, features, performance or legality of any external sites to
which it may provide links, or to any services they may offer. This
website is not responsible for the content of such sites. Upon visiting
a third party website, you are automatically subject to that individual
site's privacy policy and terms of use.
Emailing The Webmaster/Author Of This Site - Any
information submitted by email to the author and/or webmaster of this
website may be subject to being published on this website, at the sole
discretion of the author and/or webmaster.
The
Right To Change The Legal Terms Without Notice - The
authors and/or creators of this website may add to, change, amend or
remove any part of the Legal Disclaimer and Terms Of Use listed on this
page at any time, temporarily or permanently, without notice and without
liability. Any changes to the Legal Disclaimer and Terms Of Use, or any
terms posted on this website, apply as soon as they are posted. By
continuing to use this website after any changes are posted, you
automatically acknowledge your acceptance of those changes.
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Insanity . . . .
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