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Lick an Ear's very own Alias Creator! (a fun quiz)

 

Well, you've done it now.  You've found the Lick an Ear website, so you obviously must have some unusual desire or penchant for ears!  I bet you're even wondering if you might be an Ear Licker of some sort.  Well, take Onyx's simple quiz and find out!

 

Oh, and make sure you select your own answers, or else those pesky, pre-selected defaults will GIVE you an answer, like it or not!

 

Hey, Onyx, what's my Ear Licker alias?

 

1. Of the following colors, choose the color that’s most "you":

Black.
Red.
Blue.
Purple.
Green.
Cream.
White.
Fuscia.
Gold.
Camouflage.

 

2. Of the following items, select the one most “fitting” to you at the moment:

5-1/4 inch floppy.
Giraffe.
Candlelight.
Viagra.
Me/myself.
Pam Anderson’s breasts.
Trekkie.
Bionic woman.
Colony of bees.
Snowman (or Snowwoman, to be “PC”).
Sack of potatoes.
Punching bag.
Tricks and treats.


3. Select the one that you relate with most:

4-year-old.
Shaved corn.
Gumball machine.
Separated halves of a bun.
151 proof rum.
Peacock feather.
Stethoscope.
Lost longhorn sheep.
French maid.
PMS.
Hip huggers.
Boxer.
Guinea pig.
Light breeze.
Serenade.



 

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