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Laughing Gas

That's right, you can finally get "laughing gas" without that awful trip to the dentist!

Want to see a comedy or humorous movie, and yet you're not sure you'll like it? Check out Laughing Gas reviews, and maybe you'll find a movie review of that comedy and/or discover a comedy you didn't even know you'd love...or love to hate!

Whether you're in the mood for hilarity, "stupid funny" or somewhere in-between...Laughing Gas is the place to look for off-beat reviews of comedies.

 Lick Ratings Scale 

 

11:14

4 Licks

 

2003

Rated R

Henry Thomas, Patrick Swayze, Barbara Hershey, Rachael Leigh Cook, Hilary Swank, Clark Gregg, Colin Hanks.

 

This movie deserves a lot more notice and accolades than it received. Superb dark comedy involving multiple storylines all converging at one point in time. The movie opens with an accident that occurs at 11:14pm, and backtracks from there to show events that lead up to that fateful moment impacting so many both directly and indirectly.

 

Robbery, murder, scams, lies and deceit…what more could you want in a dark comedy?! Drunk driving? Juvenile delinquency? Death? Dismemberment? Misinterpretations? Small-town cop trying to make sense of it all? Really? Well, if that’s what you want, you may be demented and others may think your sick sense of humor requires therapy, but hey, that’s awesome…because it means you’ll love this movie!!

 

Watching 11:14 unravel the stories from various individual perspectives, wondering just how or why each story somehow has a connection to the events that unfold one night around 11:14pm will leave you well entertained and amused.

 

Warning: Not all things are as they appear in your rearview mirror. Or maybe they are. I’m not telling. Just watch the movie and be glad you’re only a spectator!

 

40 Days and 40 Nights 

1 Lick

 

2002

Rated R Josh Hartnett, Shannyn Sossamon, Maggie Gyllenhaal.
 

Pretentious comedy of a young, single man giving up sex for Lent, as if to say he's really so hot he gets offers nearly every night. If it wasn't for his dorky hair, maybe he would, but with hair like that and his suave "I'm all that" airs, I didn't buy it...and was even more sorry I paid to see it.

Shave your head or get a new hairdresser, Josh. You look like a 6-year-old whose mom still gives him the "bowl haircut" or some other variation of a cheap cut you still paid too much to get! Try a mullet, at least it would give you some depth, even if it's just hair.

 

40 Year-Old Virgin, The 

3 Licks

 

2005

Rated R

Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Catherine Keener, Elizabeth Banks.

 

The 40 Year-Old Virgin is often vulgar with a lot of swearing, but if you can stand that…you’ll find this movie hilarious! (For those of you who can’t take the vulgar language, you won’t make it through this movie…so don’t even try. Trust me on this.) Of course, if you were a 40-year-old virgin, you could probably understand the vulgar language and the frustrations or need for such dialogue.

 

Carell is perfect as the virgin. As I watched this movie, I really believed he had never had sex before. And I still don’t think he has in reality! Well, you know what I mean.

 

That’s either great acting or a sad commentary on the state of things in his own personal “office.” 40-year-old virgins, virginettes and born-again virgins, you make the call! No matter the state of your sexual life, you’ll enjoy this movie and it will probably make you feel better about your own situations…and positions (for those of you that have had some and “gotten some” *wink*).

 

American Dreamz

0 Licks

 

2006

Rated PG-13

Hugh Grant, Mandy Moore, Dennis Quaid, Willem Dafoe, Chris Klein.

 

American Dreamz is a satire on the reality show generation, wherein people are seemingly more interested in watching a bunch of loser dreamers on stage than in facing the realities of the world around them or in being part of that world and what goes on in it.

 

In American Dreamz, even the president (played by Quaid) is clueless! (Some days, that doesn’t seem like such a stretch. =p) Hoping to improve his popularity ratings, the president is set to judge the final two contestants on the "American Dreamz" show. The show itself is hosted by a weary but now rich host (Grant) and some of its contestants are chosen to maximize ratings, diversity and drama…regardless of their talent or lack thereof.

 

Are we sure this is a satire? It sounds like a normal reality show to me. =p Then again, I am no fan of the reality show genre, so to be fair, take my rating for what it’s worth. Maybe you have to be a fan of the reality show genre in order to appreciate this satire of it.

 

As for me, I couldn’t enjoy it less. Or maybe I could, but not much less. Mandy Moore (who plays one of the top contestants) is not a convincing actress to me. Sure, she can sing, but the movie focuses on a reality show and therefore its contestants aren’t supposed to be professional at that. In addition, the intended comedy was pretty much all played out in the commercials or previews seen prior to paying to watch this.

 

If you’re not a reality show fan, this is probably not "your movie."

 

American Pie

3.5 Licks

 

1999

Rated R Jason Biggs, Mena Suvari, Alyson Hannigan, Tara Reid, Chris Klein, Shannon Elizabeth, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Eugene Levy, Jennifer Coolidge.
  Four guys dead-set on losing their virginity by senior prom night...an obvious must see! This movie is so entertaining that it keeps you laughing even when you think you can laugh no more. With as contagious as that laughter is, it has caused more than a few belly-aches, so don't be surprised if you find yourself experiencing one!

You will find a little of yourself in each character in this movie, no matter who you are or which sex you are. If you're lucky, though, you'll be less Jim Levenstein (played by Jason Biggs) and more everyone else. However, if you have to be Jim, just hope your dad is or was as understanding as his!

My husband insists that I mention the hot women in the movie. (I think he was having a Jim Levenstein moment when he said that.) So, for all you men, yes, there are some hot chicks in the movie, including a hot foreign girl with a sexy accent (played by Shannon Elizabeth). Oh, and don't forget about the "MILF"!

P.S. Watch out for fresh, warm pies......They're not as innocent as they look, and neither are the nerdy band camp girls!

 

American Pie 2

2 Licks

 

2001

Rated R Jason Biggs, Mena Suvari, Alyson Hannigan, Tara Reid, Chris Klein, Shannon Elizabeth, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Eugene Levy, Jennifer Coolidge, Casey Affleck.
  This is a good follow-up to American Pie, though not as original nor quite as funny. You'll still laugh quite a bit, but the humor and jokes are much the same as in the first movie. This is also much the same storyline as the first, so you may find it wears on you a bit this time around.

In this sequel, the guys have all made it through a year of college and are reuniting for a summer of partying, fun and friendship. And quite a summer it is! Once again, Levenstein has his moments, and as before, his dad (played by Eugene Levy) handles them much better than yours probably handled anything you did at any age.

Just remember, no matter how hard it is, please try to keep the super-glue out of your toy box. You might thank me for this later.

 

American Wedding     (2nd sequel to American Pie)

3 Licks

 

2003

Rated R Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge.
  Buttless chaps.          French maid.          Whip.          Blindfold.          Bachelor party.

If the above isn't enough to get you to watch this movie, you should probably check your temperature. You might be sick. However, if you need more convincing, you'll be happy to note that a change in the storyline makes this 2nd sequel better than the previous one. The guys are growing up...or at least some of them are. As the title indicates, there's going to be a wedding.

The opening scene begins at a restaurant, where Michelle Flaherty (Alyson Hannigan) and Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs) become engaged. This scene alone makes the whole movie worth seeing...trust me! Once you've seen it, you can just imagine these two characters in the future trying to respond when asked of the details around their engagement story. Their story likely makes most others tame in comparison.

The only downfall in this sequel is Stiffler. You'll probably find him a bit annoying in this movie, with his overdone attitude and penchant for cussing nearly every other word for awhile. However, at some point, Finch and Stiffler do a character swap in personality, and that was great writing! Now, to the reason for their personality swap? All misguided attempts to impress a hot chick, of course! So, yes, there are still plenty of hot chicks for you in this sequel. (I already mentioned the French maid, remember?!)

 

Big Bounce, The

0.5 Licks

 

2004

Rated PG-13

Owen Wilson, Charlie Sheen, Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, Sara Foster.

 

With the diverse personalities cast in this film, it had a good chance to be an entertaining and unique film. However, those personalities and acting quirks were never fully utilized or capitalized in this film.

 

The story wasn’t as fun as it could’ve been. The lines weren’t as entertaining as they should’ve been.

 

Then, there’s the casting of the female lead…a role that went to former model Sara Foster. Had they chosen a real actress, this movie would’ve had a fighting chance to be worth something. However, Foster as the female lead sunk this movie. She lacked believability, depth, genuine understanding of personality, character and chemistry with Owen Wilson.

 

Other than the sex, it’s hard to see why Wilson’s character would want to have any sort of relationship or antics with her. Even the sex was a questionable reason as it seemed rather cold, empty shell-ish and completely contrived. A blow-up doll would’ve been warmer, more animated and probably more desirable in her talents.

 

Big Lebowski, The     Writers: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen.     Director: Joel Coen.

4 Licks

 

1998

Rated R Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tara Reid, John Turturro, Flea.
  This is one of those movies you end up quoting with your friends for years to come! You will love this movie if you're a fan of quirky, oddball films with many uproarious plot twists, especially if you're a Coen brothers fan!

Kudos to the casting direction of this film. Each role was superbly cast and well acted. Before seeing this movie, I hadn't thought of Jeff Bridges as "the dude"...but his character defined the term as none before, and he really is "the dude" to be...Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski - NOT to be mistaken with the Jeffrey Lebowski, supporter and savior of the "Little Lebowski Urban Achievers," "youth of promise."

If I had a "myspace" site, Steve Buscemi would be listed as one of my heroes. You just have to love the supporting-role characters he plays! He may not be the suave, handsome, romantic leading man type, but unlike many a cocky, arrogant overpaid and under-acting blockbuster lead...he has never disappointed yet. His performances are always solid and characters generally offbeat but easily likeable, even when he's one of the bad guys.

In this movie, Buscemi plays the none-too-sharp Donny, who is as usual, an enjoyable character to have around...even if someone tells him to shut up a few hundred times or so.

Get out your bowling ball, if you have one. When this movie is done, you just may feel like bowling a few frames...even if, like Donny...you're out of your league (...your bowling league, that is)! =p

 

Brady Bunch Movie, The 

3.25 Licks 

 

1995

Rated PG-13 Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Michael McKean, Jean Smart, Christine Taylor, with cameos by some original series cast members.
 

Did you or your kids grow up watching the Brady's? Did you want your kids or grandkids to experience a show where everything neatly tied together by the end of each episode? If so, this is a must-see!

Shelley Long makes a great Carol Brady, and Gary Cole is an equally perfect Mike Brady. Most of those cast in the roles of the Brady children also look and/or sound remarkably authentic. This movie "tribute" of the show may take the Brady's into the 1990's, but they're still obviously stuck in the "groovy" 1970's and it makes this a fun movie to watch without the need for serious thought or concentration.

Youngsters will enjoy this show, but so will you adults, as the innuendos fly forth in abundance, especially between Sam (the Butcher) and housekeeper Alice. Sam knows his meat...and so does Alice!

On the downside, if your name is Jan, you probably won't like this movie. "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Why's it always Marcia?!" Don't worry Jan, just like the show, Marcia still took a ball to the nose in the movie. At least they didn't make you her stunt double!

 

Break-Up, The 

3 Licks

 

2006

Rated PG-13 Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Judy Davis, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ann-Margret, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, Joey Lauren Adams.
 

Vince Vaughn was perfectly cast for his role as a down-to-earth, typical "guy." He is easily relatable to any man as he's no "pretty boy" prima donna actor, but carries a more "average Joe" demeanor that somehow works for him. He's not your hot, handsome leading man type, but what he lacks in hotness, he makes up for in a personality that is oddly charming.

Jennifer Aniston's prior experience in roles much like the one she plays here, clearly helped her nail this role. And incidentally, not only can Ross say they were "on a break," but now...so can Vaughn!

Great relationship movie! You can watch this and relate to having been in some of those same situations and/or arguments, only in watching this...maybe you'll see why it's important to say what you mean instead of leaving it up for interpretation. Remember, women are complicated, and most men can't afford interpreters to read our minds.

Women, if you want your date, male friend or significant other to see this movie, simply remind him that he'll get to see Jennifer Aniston's cute butt. And if he's not too busy drooling in anticipation, he may just learn something from the movie. (Just don't tell him that part or he'll never watch the movie.)

 

Bruce Almighty

3.25 Licks

 

2003

Rated PG-13 Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, Morgan Freeman, Catherine Bell, Nora Dunn, Steve Carell.
  Jim Carrey playing God?! I'm sure that's someone's version of a nightmare, but in the movie, it's more of a dream, especially for you men out there.

In the fictional realm, who could have more fun or be more outrageous a God than Jim Carrey?! Before the story ends, he may learn some lessons and find out it's not easy being God, but the learning curve (or artificially enhancing Aniston's learning curves) has its delights, uses and pleasures, as well as makes for some interesting experiments and diversions.

Carrey may have even taught an old dog new tricks...and, no, I'm not referring to Aniston when I say that. Although, I'm sure she has a few of you woofing and drooling, especially as her boobs miraculously grow overnight, as if ch-ch-ch-Chia-boobs. Hmm, now if only she'd been playing God, I wonder what she'd have made bigger?! *whistles innocently*

 

Bull Durham

4 Licks

 

1988

Rated R Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins.
  Hilarious movie with a healthy dose of sports, laughs and even romance! Kevin Costner in a romantic comedy baseball movie?! If that were a genre, Costner would clearly "own" it, with as many movies as he's done that combine romance, comedy and baseball.

Bull Durham's success was a definite precursor to the number of other baseball comedies that have been made in its wake, and yet, this one still reigns supreme. Bull Durham made baseball "sexy."

Don't believe me? Then, watch it, and be sure to pay special attention to Crash Davis's (Costner) "I believe..." speech to Annie (played by Susan Sarandon). You'll be as breathless as Annie, thinking, "...oh, my!" (After that scene, maybe 4 Licks isn't enough......)

 

Clerks     Writer/Director: Kevin Smith

2 Licks

 

1994

Rated R

Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith.

 

A convenience store clerk gets called into work on his day off. His day goes from bad to worse between things going wrong, personal problems, customers and their own issues and tales, etc., etc.....not to mention, it isn’t looking like he’s going to make that hockey game he’s supposed to play later in the day.

 

This black and white film has a good documentary type feel to it as you listen in on one convenience store clerk’s day. The acting, however, is completely unimpressive.

 

If you’re a convenience store clerk or enjoy watching, stalking, bugging or dating small-town loser clerks, you shouldn’t miss this movie. Not all convenience and video store clerks are losers, of course, but the two showcased in this film certainly fit the stereotype.

 

Click

2 Licks

 

2006

Rated PG-13 Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, Henry Winkler, Julie Kavner, Sean Astin, David Hasselhoff.
  A remote control for use in our everyday lives? Rewind to relive special moments? Fast forward to skip through fights, boring parts and the sadness or ugliness we'd rather miss? Pause, so you can wreak havoc once in awhile? Sign us all up! After all, haven't we all thought about how nice that would be on occasion? Know someone who tells long, boring stories with no real point to them? Not a problem with that new remote control that only someone like Christopher Walken could give you!

Click. I just skipped the boring parts. Click.

It's a great concept for an Adam Sandler comedy, however, this movie tries to send a serious message and turns the comedy into too much drama - and drama isn't necessarily Sandler's forte. The message of how one should enjoy and "live" every moment, even the ones that hurt or that we'd rather not recall, is beaten "home" a little too hard. (My dad had more tact and diplomacy even in the harshest of his lectures to an errant teen.)

As the comedy turns more and more serious in its moral message, you almost feel as if you have Ray Barone's wife (from Everybody Loves Raymond) harping at you, at the same time as you have Rocky pummeling you, "The Rock" crushing you and Fran Drescher whining directly in your ear while some god-awful song keeps playing that makes you want to bang your head on the wall repeatedly until you find the "bliss" of unconsciousness.

On a better note, the costume and makeup crew do a tremendous job with "aging" most of the characters throughout the story. Most have an authenticity to their wrinkles, weight and costuming...and that has nothing to do with their real ages or genetics*. However, with Sandler, it's as if they have "kid gloves" on. They seem to have forgotten that if you're going to make a character extremely obese...to be believable, you can't forget the importance of applying that same eye-for-detail and attentiveness when focusing on the facial features. Not even Sean Connery's face could've been so unaffected by such obesity as Sandler's is in this movie.

*Earnote: Somehow, Hollywood always seems to age better in real life than the average person, but many are certainly paid well enough to manage it - one way or another - of course. Poor 'Mother Nature' is no match for botox, face lifts, tummy tucks, hair coloring, liposuction, plastic surgery, permanent makeup......

 

Devil Wears Prada, The

1 Lick

 

2006

Rated PG-13 Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Stanley Tucci, Emly Blunt, Adrian Grenier.
  You don't need to see the movie to know the devil probably does wear spiked heels, though I'm not sure if they're "Prada" or something a little more affordable. I haven't shopped in hell yet, although the stores around the holidays may resemble the experience.

As for the movie, Meryl Streep is the only reason to bother watching any part of it. If not for Streep, this movie wouldn't even get 1 Lick. Streep's performance as the bitchy, demanding fashion editor is perfect. She's the kind of boss we all love to hate, and yet love to watch make others squirm.

As for the "fashion disappointment" found in the bright-eyed second assistant Streep's character hires, I find Anne Hathaway as disappointing as her coworkers find her fashions. I have yet to see the appeal the casting directors apparently do in any of Anne Hathaway's acting.

I don't think the devil is into "Prada" at all, but I do think the devil made someone make this movie just to torture the fashion industry...and the people on planes who get stuck watching it!

 

Dogma 

4.5 Licks

 

1999

Rated R Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Blair Brown, Alanis Morissette, Janeane Garofalo, Kevin Smith, Jason Lee, George Carlin, Alan Rickman, Jason Mewes.
  With as unique a "never been told before" story this is, I had to start this movie out with at least 3 licks for that alone!

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, though not normally categorized as good actors, do a good job in their roles as Bartleby and Loki. Add in Jay and Silent Bob, a trio of hockey-stick-wielding demons, George Carlin as a religious Cardinal, Alanis Morissette as God...and you're not only scratching your head wondering where they came up with this stuff, but you're enjoying it immensely, hoping it never ends!

Mix it all together, rim it with salt and you've got not only a great margarita, but a good story with a little salt, a handful of tortilla chips and plenty of salsa! And if you don't have that, maybe you should! George Carlin...a religious Cardinal?! Alanis Morissette...God?! Clearly, they were as inebriated as I wish I was right now when they wrote and cast this film, but you wouldn't have it any other way! It really does work for Dogma, or I wouldn't have given it 4.5 Licks. This one's worth buying so you can watch it again and again!

 

Drop Dead Gorgeous

4.5 Licks

 

1999

Rated PG-13 Kirsten Dunst, Kirstie Alley, Denise Richards, Ellen Barkin, Allison Janney, Brittany Murphy, Will Sasso, Mo Gaffney, Nora Dunn.
  Finally, a movie poking fun at an industry that's been begging for it...the teen pageantry industry. Set in a small fictional town in Minnesota, this movie is hilarious!

If you've ever watched those small town teen princesses or even the "Mrs." state pageantry events, you'll love this movie! And if you've ever been crowned one or the other, you probably know just exactly how much material they had to poke fun of...more material than sequins on evening wear!

As outrageous as the movie may be, you'll probably find it's not that far off the mark...even with its silly hats and costumes promoting or honoring certain landmarks or figures, such as the home of the world's largest ball of twine, Lady Liberty keeping her torch lit, etc.

Nothing is sacred or taboo. Trailer trash, prima donnas, ditzy blondes, the stuck-up snob who thinks she's all that (along with the in-control mother itching to prove it)......

And to think, I didn't even mention the talent show yet or the retiring teen princess whose Barbie doll probably weighs more than she does! This movie will blow you away, unless you're a princess...in which case, you'll probably just blow chunks. *gasp*

 

Evan Almighty     (follow up/sequel to Bruce Almighty)

3 Licks

 

2007

Rated PG

Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Wanda Sykes, John Goodman.

 

In modern day times, God warns Evan (Carell) of an upcoming flood and wants him – like Noah in biblical times – to build an ark. Naturally, Evan suspects stress has him losing his own mind well before he ever believes God has really called upon him for some monumental task or worthy purpose.  A flood where he lives? Impossible! Isn’t it?

 

Evan Almighty is a good story with a fast-pace feel to it. If you need a bathroom break during the movie, you’ll miss something. Thus, if you can’t pause the movie or your biological functions…go before the movie starts and limit your intake of liquid refreshment…or simply wear a diaper (but just don’t tell anyone)!

 

With Carell and Sykes, there are a lot of funny moments in this movie. Carell is even better as Evan the second time around (having also played Evan in Bruce Almighty), and the character played by Sykes is a scene-stealer with all the zingers she has for lines.

 

Though Bruce Almighty has a slight edge on humorous moments, Evan Almighty is still a great comedy to watch! Plus, you may learn a few things about ark building, just in case you ever need to know…

 

Godfather of Green Bay, The

2.5* Licks

 

2005

Rated R

Pete Schwaba, Lauren Holly, Tony Goldwyn, Lance Barber, Thomas Lennon.

 

The Godfather of Green Bay proves that the mullet is still alive and well…and living in some parts of rural Wisconsin on men still stuck on their glory days of high school. The mullet, however, is not the focus of the movie, nor is it on its way back “in.” (We hope.)

 

The movie focuses on a stand-up comedian named Joe (played by Pete Schwaba) who’s blown every single chance for notice, fame and celebrity in his umpteen-year career. Still believing in his friend, a fellow comedian convinces Joe to road-trip to small-town Wisconsin with him, where a powerful industry scout returns every year for Rocktoberfest / Octoberfest. With a rocky start, things aren’t looking good for Joe, but there’s still a chance he could get his big break yet…get the girl and live to tell about all of it.

 

However, the locals aren’t so amused, especially Big Jake (aka “The Godfather of Green Bay”), who feels Joe stole his girlfriend. If you’re from Wisconsin or elsewhere in the Midwest, see the movie. You’ll probably feel picked on, but it’s all in good fun. The Midwestern accent in the movie is entertaining, although Wisconsinites will likely claim they not only have no accent but that the one given them here is more of a Minnesotan accent…ala the movie Fargo. Minnesotans will try to deny this. Don't believe them.

 

Enjoyable comedy filled with small-town personas and habitats, as well as a love of football and staunch football-related rivalries. Green Bay rules! Bears suck! (And so do the Vikings, though the movie’s residents are more concerned about Bear-bashing.) Also included for your entertainment is the glory-days-living godfather doing the Macarena, thinking no woman can resist him after seeing him dance that. (Note to godfather: You should’ve done a polka instead! The date would probably still laugh, but hey…you could blame it on the beer. Or she could.)

 

*Earnote: The Godfather of Green Bay is a good comedy, but the lick rating is variable. We’ll start with an average of 2.5 Licks and go from there. If you’re from Wisconsin or are a Green Bay Packer fan, it’s at least one lick higher than average. If you’re from Illinois, take away one lick. If you’ve lived in Wisconsin but moved away and have been picked on for your accent (even though you still claim you don’t have one), add a lick. If you have friends from Wisconsin and/or enjoy poking fun at the alleged non-accent accent, add a lick. If you have no idea what or where a “Wisconsin” is or you don’t get the Wisconsin humor, minus two licks and immediately go “google” Wisconsin, Green Bay and the Packers!

 

If you’re a Chicago Bears fan, take away 2 licks, go to confession and accept the Green Bay Packers as your lords and saviors. If you’re a Vikings fan, remove no licks, but still…go to confession and accept the Green Bay Packers as your lords and saviors. (Win or lose, they’re always still lords and saviors!) If you don’t watch or enjoy football, stay out of Wisconsin. It’s sacrilege not to enjoy football when you’re in Packer country! And finally, when it's football season, root for the Packers. Always.

 

Groundhog Day 

3 Licks

 

1993

Rated PG Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell, Chris Elliott.
 

Best acting honors should go to the groundhog who portrayed Punxatawney Phil, for tirelessly forecasting the weather...take after take after take! His stylist did wonders on his hair. Never was one hair out of place!

Bill Murray as the tortured soul who had to relive the same day over and over again until he did it right was great in this role. This is exactly how they should've made the movie Scrooged. And it may also make you wish you could relive just one pivotal day in your own life until you had done everything you wished you could've, knowing you'd only wake up to that same day the next day...with no lasting repercussions.

Incidentally, if I had to wake up every morning to "I Got You Babe," sung by Sonny and Cher, I would've chopped off my own ears on Day Two. Listening to that song every morning wouldn't feel like an ear-lick, but like a weak, old Mike Tyson latching his toothless gums onto your ear, too weak to bite it off completely, but too determined to give it up until your ear is half-gnawed and tenderized like a juicy, undercooked steak.

 

I Love Trouble

0 Licks

 

1994

Rated PG Julia Roberts, Nick Nolte, Kelly Rutherford, Olympia Dukakis, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia, Marsha Mason, Nora Dunn.
  The only thing they got right in this movie was the title. I Love Trouble. You love trouble. We all love trouble...at least now and then. I can't say the same for the movie. I couldn't love it even if you coated it with the finest chocolate and topped it with real whipped cream.  I don't love it or like it, and I certainly wouldn't lick it. Well, maybe I'd lick the whipped cream, but not the movie.

Pairing up Julia Roberts with Nick Nolte and expecting sparks, chemistry and some odd romance that we'd all fall for...how stupid did the movie execs really think we were?!

If you really love trouble and want to keep it that way, go get in some and spend some money towards bailing yourself out of jail, rather than wasting it on this movie.

 

I Think I Love My Wife

0 Licks

 

2007

Rated R

Chris Rock, Kerry Washington, Gina Torres, Steve Buscemi.

 

A man’s marriage is less than perfect though, at first glance, he may seem to have a good home and family life in middle class America. With his marriage currently lacking sex, he fantasizes…and then bam! A hot, single female from his past shows up, tempting him as he wonders “what if…”

 

I think I didn’t love this movie. I think I didn’t find it funny. I think I didn’t love or even care at all for the husband, the wife nor the temptress. I think I would’ve loved skipping this movie!

 

This tale fails in so many ways…especially when it dares in any way to aspire to even think it’s a romantic comedy, unless somehow, the term as we know it has been wrong all these years!

 

Just Visiting

1 Lick

 

2001

Rated PG-13

Jean Reno, Christina Applegate, Matt Ross, Christian Clavier, Malcolm McDowell, Tara Reid.

 

A French nobleman and his servant from long, long ago are transported into modern day Chicago when a wizard’s spell goes wrong. They end up meeting one of the nobleman’s descendents (played by Applegate) and she takes them in, mistaking the nobleman for a cousin she thought had passed away. Thus she attributes his strange behavior and attire to amnesia or some other trauma he may have sustained. In amidst the new experiences, the nobleman keeps searching for a wizard to get back to his time so he can keep a tragedy from happening…which is what he was attempting to do when the wizard’s spell somehow sent him to present day Chicago instead.

 

The idea of time travel can be a hard sell, especially when the main focus of the movie seems to be the differences in time, as well as the reactions to new experiences or items completely unlike anything the time travelers had known before.

 

Just Visiting did not complete the sale. Though there were funny moments throughout the movie, much of that humor seemed to be cheap, corny and sophomoric humor. It’s the kind of humor you generally need to be in the mood for in order to enjoy it.

 

The story was bland. The jokes were stale and cheap. If you’re looking for a time traveling story, there are definitely better and funnier ones out there. (Try the Back to the Future trilogy, for instance.)

 

Liar, Liar 

2.5 Licks

 

1997

Rated PG-13 Jim Carrey, Jennifer Tilly, Maura Tierney, Amanda Donohoe, Swoosie Kurtz, Carey Elwes.
 

Not an awesome movie, but a "good enough" comedy to while away about 85 minutes of your time on a Sunday afternoon or a Monday morning home "sick" from work.

This is one of Jim Carrey's more tame, mainstream roles. At Lick's Picks, he's generally preferred in more outrageous roles. Carrey's ability to contort his face to a range of oddball expressions is one of his key acting skills. We bet if he wants to go home sick from the movie set, he can really fool them. We should all take lessons from him!

 

Longest Yard, The

2 Licks

 

2005

Rated PG-13 Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Michael Irvin, Burt Reynolds, Nelly.
  No doubt that Adam Sandler movies are funny, even when they're remakes, such as this one. However, this one's not quite on the "A-List" as far as Sandler's movie roles go.

It's "good enough," but not sure there's anything so extraordinary here that made this a movie begging or needing to be redone...unless, of course, you're a huge Burt Reynolds fan and you want to see him play the "old guy" coach, instead of the young, hotshot former pro quarterback, which is the part he'd done in the 1974 version of this movie.

He may be playing the old guy now, but  for an old guy, Burt's aged well. I wonder what type of wine barrel he ripens in each night. Is it a fine French oak barrel with hints of berry, vanilla and a light touch of herbs? Or is it more of a chestnut barrel with a robust flavoring and hints of spice?

 

Look Who's Talking

2.5 Licks

 

1989

Rated PG-13 Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, (voice) Bruce Willis, Olympia Dukakis, George Segal, Abe Vigoda.
  There is some humor in this movie, and most of it is in the talking baby's lines. Bruce Willis does an excellent job as "Baby Mikey." You almost wonder if he researched the role by sitting in high chairs, sucking his thumb, wearing diapers and making poo-poo faces behind Demi Moore's back.

The story was "cute," but primarily in a 7-year-old's view on the cuteness radar.

Kirstie Alley and John Travolta were forgettable and uninspiring, easily out-acted by the babies physically playing Mikey and the voice of Bruce Willis capturing the essence of the baby's thoughts.

 

Look Who's Talking Now     (second sequel to Look Who's Talking) 

0 Licks 

 

1993 

Rated PG-13 Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, Olympia Dukakis, George Segal, (voice) Danny DeVito, (voice) Diane Keaton.
  First there was talking baby Mikey, and then he gets a little sister, Julie, who also talks. But in the 2nd sequel to "Look Who's Talking," everything has completely gone to the dogs, both literally and figuratively.

Were Danny DeVito and Diane Keaton actually that desperate for "scraps" (or scripts)  that they agreed to play dead, er, to voice the dogs in this uninspiring sequel? This movie would've been better caged inside a kennel, hidden under a pile of poo at the dog pound rather than on film.

 

Look Who's Talking Too     (first sequel to Look Who's Talking)

1 Lick 

 

1990 

Rated PG-13 Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, Olympia Dukakis, Gilbert Gottfried.     Voices of: Bruce Willis, Roseanne Barr, Damon Wayans, Mel Brooks.
  It was funny and cute the first time around, but there's nothing real new or special the 2nd time around. Sure, there's the addition of a baby sister for Mikey, and yes, you get to hear her thoughts, too --- but Mikey did it first!

Roseanne Barr as the voice of the baby?! Well, "waaaah" to that! Then again, she certainly does have a whiney enough voice and tone to play a baby. She even gave me colic, and I'm decades away from infancy!

 

Mallrats     Writer/Director: Kevin Smith

1.5 Licks

 

1995

Rated R

Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani, Joey Lauren Adams, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck.

 

If you’re a Kevin Smith fan, you will likely like Mallrats more than I did, though many fans will admit it’s still not one of his better films.

 

In Mallrats, two geekish teen boys are dumped by their girlfriends so they decide to hang out at the local mall all day. Naturally, Jay and Silent Bob are there as well, in addition to others they know. The dumped boys decide to try to win back their girlfriends somehow…with the help of Jay and Silent Bob. A plan like that can’t possibly go wrong, can it?!

 

There are some entertaining moments in Mallrats, but all in all…I’d have rather spent my time – and  money – at a mall!

 

Mamma Mia! The Movie

4.5 Licks

 

2008

Rated PG-13

Amanda Seyfried, Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Christine Baranski, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgard, Julie Walters, Dominic Cooper.

 

Mamma Mia! The Movie is a great comedic musical, featuring songs by ABBA. If you’re an ABBA fan, this is a “must-see” that won’t let you down!

 

Sophie (played by Amanda Seyfried) is about to get married, but really wants her father to give her away. Unfortunately, she doesn’t know who that is…so, unbeknownst to her mother (played by Meryl Streep), she invites the 3 men it “might” be to the island for the wedding. If that’s not asking for trouble and chaos, what is?!

 

This movie is perfectly cast and wonderfully carried out! The acting is great, as are the score/music, setting and storyline! ABBA fans --- you’re absolutely gonna love it!

 

On the downside, you may notice the lip movements don’t always match up with the singing, so try not to look too closely. We wouldn’t want this small oversight to ruin the joy of an otherwise great movie!

 

Though Meryl Streep may not typically be adored by movie-goers everywhere, she’s certainly adored by me, and not just for her work here! She’s got talent, personality, a mind of her own…and she knows how to use them all! Maybe it’s not so much that she isn’t liked, but that she’s envied for being what many others these days simply feel they can’t.

 

As for Amanda Seyfried, it’s time she made more movies and got out of that HBO Show called Big Love (even though I happen to love that show as well). In other words, she is a treat to watch in this comedic musical.

 

Now, as for the men in this film, it’s clear neither Pierce Brosnan nor any of the other men were hired for their singing abilities. But alas, this movie was for the women to shine, so this fact does not deter from one’s enjoyment of the film…but rather makes you applaud the men for their bravery in singing anyway. Of course, their bravest moment comes at the very end, but I’ll let you discover that for yourselves!