My 1/100^th of a Retread Tire Tread 

 

Opinions…no one that’s truly popular has any, and even if we did, popular people that don’t really exist anyway would NEVER dream of sharing an opinion with others even if we bought one at the price of 500 ass-kisses. The burning question? Does this mean that because you have an opinion, you’re any better than us empty-headed popular ass-kissers? NO! It just means that every popular person who never has an opinion is all the same as the other mindless popular people with Botoxxed lips that we use for all that ass-kissing, with the same thoughts, the same views of ass our lips are about to kiss and same experiences of stale ass and even more stale regurgitated lines we repeat like a chain store greeter…only “Hi, would you like a cart?” translates to “<3…left or right ‘cheek,’ or both today?…Have a nice day, hon!”

 

No one’s opinions ever matter…because to matter you must be empty-headed like me. Uttering opinions is never right! You can’t voice even one and still be “right.” Having opinions would confuse me too much. You shouldn’t have them either because the only way I know how to deal with people with opinions is to simply ignore them and pretend they don’t exist.

 

What is important, though, is that no single person has the right to their own opinions…especially if they in some way go against my agenda, my “collective.” Forcing people to swallow their opinions without ever voicing them will help you *cough* me *cough* in the long run. How else do you think I got my vast legion of followers…oh, um, yeah…that, too, but this was the main reason, I…or rather, my henchman swears! (Yes, I make him swear for me, too, but he loves that part to extremes!)

 

You CAN expect everyone to agree with me all the time because I never really say anything to begin with, so how can they not agree?! This really does make us drones, lemmings and zombies! People’s lack of opinions makes all of you clones in my collective, of one mindless mind. Every person will look at the ass they kiss in the same way…or else! And those looks given should have to be exactly alike!

 

People having and sharing opinions are what would end my domination and destroy everything I don’t really do! It would also stop the world from spinning and cause it to topple over like a top falling off the edge of a table. If you don’t agree that not having an opinion is right, that certainly doesn’t make me wrong. It makes me better and you a worthless “carebear” that must be into drama and popcorn. No one should be allowed to think freely for themselves…not even for ME. They should be *thwapped* or *<3’d* into thinking absolutely nothing, just as I do! I know some of you will agree with what I’m saying. You really don’t have a choice. After all, my 1/100^th of a retread tire tread is actually 1/trillionth of yours…since we share that singular brain with no thoughts.

 

 

Logging out for a few. Blah blah blah. This world is my world and I’m sucking you all in because you’re weak, easy and I make you drool just because I’m a female gamer. See ya next time…and make sure you’ve got that drool cup before then so you don’t kill the lawn at my domain…we may have minus or plus guests coming over…

 

 

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